Note: "This writer does not mean to imply that just because you are fat, old, short, and/or ugly that you are not popular, hot, and/or do not have love in your life. Except for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, who are just idiots, we are all uniquely different and special individuals." * There was something in the air that night as Wendy drifted off to slee...
One Sleazy Story... About One White Trashy Family... Bend Over... It's Fuck O Clock... "MAMA... CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR?" "YES DEAR." "THANK YOU." "YOUR WELCOME BABY." My pregnant sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) walks out of her bedroom, chewing gum, popping bubbles, looking so damn fine. She wants mama (Beth Chapman) to take her to her gyno. Sh...
The trip back home was full of promises for the Lady Olena. What else could bring mad fun into the life of a lonely old woman living alone than a human-dog that would keep her company and yet excel in several other tasks a canine dog could not? She didn't remove the collar off Mike's neck as they departed Mary's house, she only gave him her scarf so he coul...
This is another true story in a series of stories as relayed to me by my friend Jeff. *********** I continued to visit my grandma on a regular basis, sometimes once, sometimes twice a week and even with age, her sexual appetite never diminished. She could hardly wait for my visits. If I didn't visit, she told me that she masturbated and enjoyed our mutua...
This story does involve bodily functions, fetishes, and behavior that might offend some, who should read no further. All characters are 18 or over. ***** It was early in the 20th century when the institution of the governess, hired by well-to-do families to care for their offspring, began to disappear. The reign of governesses in households—at least over t...
Susan watched young Amy kissing Alana and smiled as best she could, what with her mouth locked around one of Alana's wrinkled old tithes. Amy's eyes were closed and she moaned as she thrust her tongue into Alana's mouth, the age difference of 46 years not bothering her in the least. Nor did whom she was making out with - her grandmother, whose own eyes were...
While we had breakfast, I was thinking about last night and how things didn't go the way I expected. "Kate about last night, you didn't react in the way I thought you would. I thought there would be tears, when I admitted my fantasies. I thought there might be an almighty row, even you wanting a divorce. Instead you were incredibly understanding, supportive...
Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...
There was an old drunkard who occasionally appeared in town. Once a week this old fellow would sell jungle produce in the market. He would then buy cheap liquor and drank straight from the bottle. By the time he got to the third bottle, the scenario changed. He would sing and sometimes gave meaningless speeches. There were times he acted aggressively too. He...
Jace Goodwin was on his knees at the side of the bed praying to God. Praying that God would forgive him for the mortal sin that he was soon to commit. One that would more than likely earn him a place in Hell. Jace was a man who had reached the end of his rope. His life was in the shitter. No job, not even a prospect, no money and worst of all a life without...