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Samantha's Files Ch. 01

by nameuser on Sep 2, 2017
Fetish

My name is Samantha. I work mostly as a family therapist, but I previously worked as a hospital nurse doing triage. I've seen a lot of things no one should see. I'm pretty immune to most things I see, except animal cruelty and war. Triage can only make you used to gore and things that are abnormal. I currently work with a single mother and her son. Both of...

Maggie's Downfall

by Iconbuster57 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Maggie Thomas has always been the center of attention, with long dark brown hair, and blue eyes, and a slim body, its easy to see why everybody talked about her. Maggie was thrown into beauty contest at a young age, but when she got older she took an interest in the medical field. At 21 years old she was attending a local college, preparing for medical sch...

Price Check on Windex?

by Janaez_83 on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Goddamn-it, I got the cart that pulls to the left, I always end up with the defective cart; the loose wobbly wheel, the one that pulls to one side or the other or the always classic, the one that has lost the grounding wire so every time you touch it you get the bite of built up static charge nipping at your fingers. Are carts hard to maintain? perhaps it wa...

Klaatu Barata Nikto Ch. 05

by sourdough999 on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

After wishing his father a good night Klaatu returned to the living room. Maya and his mom were still gabbing and that held no interest for the young man. He was tired anyway from the long drive. He turned around and went to bed. He woke up later that night with someone crawling into bed with him. "Uh..." "It's only me, incest boy," said Maya. Klaatu sighe...

Friend Day Ch. 01

by dirkjammer on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Believe it or not, there are benefits to the ridiculous fuel prices that have plagued our country. I am a living, breathing example of it. A few years ago, I was in a real slump. I was working part time, going to school full time, and living at my mom's place. It doesn't sound so bad, until I say that I wasn't fresh out of high school. No, things hadn't chan...

I, Titman Ch. 01

by SooprD on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

So, as you might have figured from Prequel: I, Titman, I had a little fight with my gal. She was on fire in bed as I nailed her the best I ever had, telling me "I'll give you anything you want" when in fact she was sticking her ass up and wanting me to ream it good. Well, at this time I was only 21 and I was getting laid all I want... Why go dry in the ass?...

Boner and Bess

by Kary_M on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

If someone had told me that what had happened last weekend would have happened to me, I think I’d have laughed in their faces. I don’t really believe even now that that it actually did happen. First of all, I’m recently divorced from a childless marriage and on my own again with no ties or responsibilities. It might seem that I had a lot to look forward to,...

Self-Awareness Ch. 02

by SierraVista on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Chapter TWO: You Need To Get Out More Read the first chapter. It's been AWHILE since I posted here, hopefully I can be more productive in the future. These ideas were loosely influenced off of my real life experiences, combined with missed opportunities and personal fantasies. The story is complete fiction; however many of the situations are exaggerations b...

Village People Reject

by flying_nugget on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Okay, this is very strange, but it turned out a tad bit nicer than expected. The night before Valentines Day, I was be-bopping down the highway and speeding like I normally do. Well, I had to get home as quickly as possible because I had to get to work very early the next morning and it was already like 12:30 at night. I had just been shopping and stopped b...

Carnal desires

by Dear_god on Apr 22, 2025

Hi, I'm Axel chandler 18-year-old senior an ordinary white guy of average intelligence though my glasses make people exaggerate this brain of mine My face is dotted, and dark ginger hair, and you might be wondering why I'm jacking off my horsecock in a school bathroom. I'm kind of a major nerd and I enjoy the usual geek stuff so I'm nowhere near being a ladi...

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