This is a super sleazy freaktastic fuck parody... It ain't real. This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My...
How To Voyeur Women Without Having Anyone Thinking You Are Perverted. Ah, the birds are singing, the weather is warmer, and women are wearing fewer clothes. Spring is in the air, skirts are shorter and blouses are lower cut. There is nothing like the sight of an upskirt of white cotton panties in the morning, well, in the afternoon, okay, and in the evening...
I like to invent games. Since I want to encourage myself to write more, I'm trying out a new one that I'm going to start playing right now. It's called Writing Cunt Slut. Here are the rules: 1. The player is called Cunt. Cunt is not a person. Cunt is an object. Cunt lives to please its readers. Cunt realizes that it is a degrading word, which is good, sin...
This is a parody... It is not real. *** My girlfriend Stephanie McMahon had moved in with me recently. She had left her husband for me because, not only does she love me, but also because we are sexual soulmates. As you all know by now, I'm a freak sexually. I dig wild, kinky, dirty sex. Stephanie does also, so we make a perfect match. The fact that she's...
This takes place after Chi-Town Tuck In Wanda stared at the used condoms in her hotel bathroom trash cans. She was trying desperately to piece the previous night together through the drunken fog. She knew it was bad but she couldn't believe it was this bad. She could remember sucking off the baseball player and letting the school administrators fondle and s...
She was a friend, a good friend and wife of a mate. She had wanted to go out for the night and do ‘something wild’ for absolutely ages and had driven us all mad with her constant whinging about it. Mick her husband wasn’t interested and as my wife was working the 4 to 12 shift, I agreed to take her to a couple of night spots where she’d see some ‘wild’ thing...
I had barely knocked on the door before it was open, closed and I was being pinned against it, my hands bound by one of his. I was breathless. "Damn Jenn." It had been years since he was in Australia but the slight accent remained and it was the fucking sexiest thing I'd heard. His body was hard on mine, and I could already feel his *ahem* excitement. We l...
Dogging is a predominantly British activity that involves outdoor exhibitionism in car-parks, wooded areas and the like. The term dogging originated in the early Seventies to describe men who spied on couples having sex outdoors. These men often said that they were "taking their dogs for a walk" as far as their wives were concerned, and would 'dog' the coupl...
I don't remember exactly when she had first appeared beside me. Almost as if I woke up, and there she was, hanging on my arm, laughing animatedly at anything I said. At the very least, she was a barfly. She was on a first name bases with several patrons and the bartender. She may have even been a professional. I don't know. I was not from that area. I only s...
Tina and I were down in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. It was late March and the weather was warm and sultry. She and I had planned this trip for a long time. It was to be the first time we were both able to sneak away from our spouses and meet up together. We looked for a long, sex filled weekend of fun. We were walking along Bourbon Street, with the rest of t...