“Picture this viewer: Joey is sitting around one day in his home doing nothing. He gets bored so what does he do? He jerks off but wait what is he using? His HAND?!? Joey you eat with that hand!” “What else am I supposed to do?” Asks Joey “I’ll tell you! Instead of using that hand on yourself you could just go to Internet Girls On Demand. We have an extensiv...
Who in the goddamn world is stupid enough to take an advanced programming course in the last year of high school? Well, turns out the idiot is no other than you. Who knows what got into your head when you signed up for the notoriously challenging course despite having no experience in programming at all. Too bad, you are stuck with producing technical gibber...
On a message board that hasn't had a serious update to its formatting in the better part of a decade, h-games are deposited, and links to download terabytes of illicit images are stored, from the most well-known vanilla games to the sickest things that aren't hosted on anything but the darkest part of the internet. For one hour one night, a link was posted,...
Jim woke up next to a fat chick and sighed. He wasn't surprised, just fed up. "All right wall, what's the verdict?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "Zilch. Nada. Le zero." "Oh, God. Five lines in and you're already rehashing jokes from the last chapter." "Relax, it was just a callback. So, how's the fiancée?" "As big as ever, no thanks to you." "So wha...
Ed was an average guy, with an average life, an average job and an average wife. He'd reached an age were he would already have achieved anything in life that he ever would, his wife had recently realised this and quickly grew disillusioned with his apparent lack of ambition as she tried to encourage him to better himself while pursuing her own career. They...
As the title suggests, this story has a lot to do with GTA the game. Specifically Grand Theft Auto V. This story and its threads are taking place in San Andreas (in which Los Santos is the primary city); locations, cars, websites, media, some characters and other details can be found in the game, but that's where the most of the similarities end. Like the ga...
With new advancements in video game modding, games can now be more realistic than ever before. This allows us to give old games a new light, better graphics, and even all 5 senses as feedback when we play in VR. With an all new computer built, you, John Doe are ready to dive into the world of **** modding. The possibilities are limitless. First, you must cho...
This story has kink. Anyways I tried to make this once before but it didn’t go as planned so here’s the remake. And this time I really thought about it and put time into it so please enjoy. You are a scrawny boy named John and you live with your mother who is a what some people would say as an Amazon because her arm muscles are about the size of your head an...
You (RJ Zang) was sitting in the living room of your house watching TV and doing your math homework. You just got off the phone with your friend Danny who lives near by who says he and some of your friends will come over to play video games for the night, when you heard the doorbell ring. "Well Danny sure got here fast" you say as you got up to ope...
You May be asking what's so special about this collectors catalog? Well, allow me to explain! You see, We here at RSI craft and manufacture only the greatest and grandest Robotic companions for your personal entertainment! Now, now despite the name our robots are more than simply just lifeless dolls for you to play with. No, No, my dear friend, the robots th...