Howard looked at the caller ID of his ringing phone and rolled his eyes. "Now what?" he muttered. "Hey, Dad, what's up? Oh man, is he okay? Yeah? That's good." Bernadette's ears perked up at the possibility of something being wrong. "What?! Seriously? Why can't you? So? Get on a plane and come out here! What about Aunt Gertrude? So? Even better! The nurses i...
Bernadette was bragging again to Penny about Howard's Uncle Mark again over lunch. "You should see him, Penny. He's gorgeous! He's older, but, damn, he stays in shape! And his, you know, uh, thing! My gosh, it's huge! It's the biggest one I've ever seen!" Penny rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah." For one, Bernadette had been bragging about this Uncle Mark for q...
I worked with a cute little Indian girl named Bushra for a couple of years. I was easily old enough to be her father. But we used to poke fun at each other, and even flirt with each other from time to time. I always wondered if she had "daddy issues". But I never pursued it. Not that I didn't fantasize about it on occasion. I just thought it was silly to eve...
Act One: Boy Meets Goo Chapter One: There Ain't Nothing in the World… Dee reached into the refrigerator, peeled off the cellophane sealing the wide mouth of the metal mixing bowl, and chickened out. "I can't do this," he said. He tipped the bowl and took a long, hard look at the Jell-O inside. The surface shone in the fridge's light but did not shift. The...
[Pre-Story]Hey there, Squish here, with the long-awaited continuation of By The Horns! This chapter is, frankly, massive. It grew WAY bigger than I expected, 25k words, altogether, so I figured it would be wise to break it up into a couple parts. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! Disclaimer: All characters are 18+ Content Warnings: Impossible anatomy, huge cock,...
"I'll have to leave after work for Ft. Worth, "Sandi told him as she pulled herself up to get out of bed. "What's in Ft. Worth?" David questioned. "Quarterly meeting." Already? Seems you just had one last month." "No, it was three months ago. Just before your birthday. Remember? You came down on the last day and got a room in the same hotel. I fucked...
(a fictional story about fictional characters) (I realize not all the characters were on the show at the same time, but since this a complete work of fiction: let's pretend.) * It was New Years Eve 1978 and the talk of Point Place, Wisconsin was that Kitty Foreman had succeeded in persuading her usually sourpuss husband Red to throw a party welcoming in...
Mark Anderson and Dominic Scalia were meeting in Dominic's office planning a major fundraiser for their Men's Club. The club was providing financial assistance and support to construct a new recreation facility for the youth of their city. The event, catering to the more affluent male population, was to be a night of boxing followed by an auction of donated...
Ever since she was a little girl she'd gone by the nickname of Snow. That wasn't her real name of course, her real name was Jessica. Jessica Whit. She'd been borne a blonde, but by the age of three, her blonde hair had literally turned bright white, and had remained so ever since. A rare genetic trait which she'd come to appreciate more and more the longer h...
This is a continuation of the orgy and hyper rave party taking place in Surrey at Anika's home. Special thanks to Annette, Amanda, Ted, Gisele, and Sandra for providing the inspiration for this story. ***** Annette and Anika passed Brad, Gisele and Penelope on the hill as they descended down to the limo. As they did, Annette caught Gisele's eye and told he...