I have a friend, Wilhelm, who had been growing bored with his marriage. He was a raring Foodie with some pretty interesting tastes and women were always throwing themselves at him. He didn't know that his niceness and decency was what drew them. Women were tired of the assholes, the players and getting hurt. So they would flirt with him mercilessly and tell...
Do you know the first time I saw you? It was in my check-out lane at Food World. "Lane 6 is open with no one in line," I had just finished broadcasting over the speaker system, when you came forward and laid your items on the conveyor. Man, you were so beautiful and sexy, with your long wavy red hair that framed your lightly tanned face. Your tank-top and m...
Note: This story will be written from two points of view. Lily is a hot wife that has been given permission to roam by her husband. Jonathan is the young coach giving his account of the events. ***** Lily: About five years ago I was working as a nurse at a rural hospital. One of my female co-workers was getting married. The gals at work decided to have a...
My friend, brookie, came over again last night. We had been talking about ways to keep our relationship "interesting," as neither of us want to ever fall into any kind of "routines," when it comes to what we do with each other (IE: Our D/s fun.) Well, after going back-and-forth for a few minutes, it was decided that we'd play a game of Search-And-Destroy. "...
Sex enthusiasts nationwide are bracing this week for eroticism's biggest annual charity event outside of April's Million Masturbator March and October's Cunnilingus Across America. This year's "Olympics of Sex", the Silver Sperm Invitational, promises to draw more than ten thousand people to the OfficeMax Arena in downtown Detroit, each of whom will pay up t...
Author's note: As absurd as the concept of a hucow is, I tried to take it quite seriously, to delve in the psychology of a hucow and her owner, in search of what this admittedly strange fetish means, at least to me. Therefore, beside the tropes of the genre (kinky sex, humiliation and de-humanization), you will find the musings of a young girl who chooses t...
(My interpretation of S8, E5; The Focus Attenuation) (Fictional story about fictional characters) Setting his tray down on the table in the Cal Tech cafeteria, Raj Koothrapalli announced, "I read where someone discovered a way to convert footsteps into electromagnetic energy, so that you can charge your cell phone while walking." "We had that idea years a...
Big Bang Theory-Penny Reminisces Pt.2 shaggy77 (fictional story about fictional characters) * Amy and Penny were just sitting around on Amy's sofa (which had previously been Penny's sofa), relaxing and leafing through magazines when Penny announced that she was thinking about accompanying Leonard and the other three nerds to Comic-Con. Amy asked, "you're...
(Fictional story about fictional characters) Penny was sitting behind her glass-top desk at Zangen Pharmaceuticals contemplating her life...in other words: day-dreaming. The day before, the CEO of Zangen had presented her with a plaque recognizing her as "Salesperson of the Year," for her marketing campaign for their newest Erectile Dysfunction drug. The co...
(fictional story about fictional characters) It was Friday afternoon, and Red Foreman and his wife Kitty were all set to depart for Milwaukee to attend a Saturday evening wedding; and he was giving very explicit instructions to his teenage son Eric. "No party's, no taking the Vista Cruiser out of town, and most important of all; no being a dumb-ass. Break...