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Joseph's Plumbing Service

by Suite21men on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

[Author's note: I knew something was up when the Missus and I had our usual Saturday morning breakfast at the diner. My normal order of two eggs sunny side up with one piece of bacon was not that unusual. The way it was presented was. When my order arrived, I was greeted by two yellow eyes surrounded by a white face. The garnish of a single strawberry was pl...

Welcome Plumbers

by MungoParkIII on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

Harriet had made a real mess in her kitchen, pulling out all the cleaning supplies from under the sink and stacking them on her kitchen floor so she could get access to the plumbing. Using her flashlight the first thing she did was check all the valve connections for leaks, then she checked the drain connections and the hose from the dishwasher for leaks or...

Feedback Frenzy...

by bluefox07 on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Or Rather How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Trolls -... and please pardon any typos. -bluefox07 Okay, so here I am writing a short piece on something that I need to talk about. It's the Fourth of July, 2007 and it is sweltering outside my small 3-bedroom apartment here in Oregon. My children are watching Spongebob Squarepants, eating popcorn and drin...

How to Create The Perfect Mate

by Dirty Slut on Sep 13, 2017
How To

The Difference Between Men, and Women: The word SLUT has gotten a real bad rep over the years. But being a slut is really just a state of mind. I knew back when I was just starting out in puberty that I was a head turning hotty, hell, most girls do. It’s just that at that age we have all of these idealistic fantasies about marrying some studdly prince mind...

Treality Stories Vol. 03 Pt. 04

by RocketmaninOz on Jul 14, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Treality Stories Vol. 03 Pt. 04 Yes we're happy and horney as f¥€k - Sometimes having a Tradie for your man has a few extra plumbing perks All characters are well over 18 years old and includes our most recent alter egos 'Jardine Man' and 'Mimbabe'. My new favourite Tradie Jardine Man was over as I was having a few plumbing problems that resulted in me n...

The Domestic Plumber

by Moondrift on Aug 17, 2017
First Time

Sixty years ago I was serving an apprenticeship with a plumbing firm. The plumber I was working with was called Sid. We must have made a funny looking pair because I was over six feet tall and Sid was about five feet one. At one time we got a job replacing old iron pipes with lead pipe. There were about two dozen rental houses that had been built on the che...

Plumbing Problem

by Jett_73 on Sep 14, 2017
Anal

Who knew plumbing was so much fun! Career change anyone? Hope you enjoy. ---------------- Plumbing Problems The Angels blared briefly from Mick's mobile before he picked it up. Jon's home number, but his buddy was away on business. Back early maybe? "G'day Jon, how was your trip mate?" "Oh, hi Mick, it's Jess. Jon's not back yet. I've got a plumbing pro...

Randy Handyman

by Too Tall T on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I was in my yard watering the shrubbery when Dina, my lovely divorced next door neighbor, came running out of the house, lush young breasts bouncing enchantingly. She asked me to come quick. A water pipe under her sink had burst. I'm the neighborhood handyman-at-large. I went in and quickly shut off the water at the cutoff under the sink. We cleaned up the w...

Plumbing

by TallRed on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Just so you can picture this story in your mind, our protagonist Amy is an enthusiastic semi-professional triathlete 5 foot 10 inches tall, 150 pounds or so with a muscular build. She has sky-blue eyes, a light complexion, and thick long blonde hair which tends slightly to curly. She usually wears it down or in a pony tail, but her signature hair-do on the t...

Sink or Swim

by storyteller_no_9 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

He'd finally had enough. Four times he tried to fix the sink and stop it from leaking. Four times his efforts only made things worse. He was ready to throw in the towel -- or would have been willing to, if it wasn't for the fact that all the towels were underneath the sink trying to sop up the standing water from the past month. It was embarrassing, but he...