Celebrities Gone Wild: Episode One Scene One: Shannyn Sossamon My name is Lincoln Sparks, and for the past ten years I have survived Hollywood, becoming a pretty successful screenwriter in the process. If my name doesn't ring a bell, then you're obviously a person who doesn't stick around for the credits after the movie has ended, but I am not offended. M...
I'm a square. Always was. Sometimes I wish I was looser, wilder, but most of the time I'm content with what I am. I was born in a relatively small town in Pennsylvania. My Father died when I was in second grade. My mother never re-married and raised my four older sisters, my younger brother and me. We all went to church . We all went to college. I had plent...
The following story is mostly true or at least built upon my memories of several real events all jumbled together. I'm 59 now and it has been seven years since my divorce. For about a year, I seemed adrift and in confusion. I just couldn't seem to connect with anything. When I was younger, and pre-marriage, I was wild and free (yes, I was a hippie) but that...
During the few minutes interruption while the twins were cleaning their hands, a distinct commotion was heard from somewhere in the deeper ranks of the crowd. As the two sisters resumed their place on the stage, it was apparent that something peculiar was happening. From their vantage point on the stage Mary Kate and Ashley soon found themselves laughing he...
Not all people can honestly claim that they love their job. Not everyone is really excited to be at work each morning. You see I enjoy every bit of mine. I am Dr. Joseph Scott, MD in Proctology. In short I am an ass doctor. And that is what makes my occupation exciting. Different women, different asses, different issues. No two women are the same, and as f...
Last night I dreamed that I gave Madonna a massage. I work in a famous health and beauty salon in Knightsbridge. I've been there for two years and am one of their most experienced masseuse. I have famous clients and although I am very professional I have to admit that the sight of their naked bodies gives me a thrill, particularly the women. I hear her be...
The Paul & Jenny Stories Pt. 14c: Back to Egypt Part 03 Copyright 2000 by Paul. All rights reserved. All events and characters are fictitious. * * * * * Part 3. Chapter 8. (Linda). Cairo. December 1971. My head was splitting when I next opened my eyes. I closed them again and took two deep breaths. I could still smell and taste the chloroform they'd us...
On October 18th, some time ago, I was born to Chuck and Kaylee Ryder. They named me Illiana, a variation of the poetic name for the ancient city of Troy. It means Trojan. Clearly they had a favourite brand of rubber, and since I was the supposed "miracle baby" (a.k.a., an accident) who came to be when all they were doing was using said rubbers, they thought...
The covered wagon rolled slowly under the cover of darkness into the main community settlement that Richard discovered was of the same name as the world he was on: Elysia. On their journey in he had spent much of the time in the back with Kyrinn as Kira piloted the wagon and learned what he needed about the upcoming meeting with the Elders and the Council....
"You should be honored," her mother had said as she bustled about the house, throwing things into a small pack for her to carry with her. "You must be good," her father had said, sitting back in his chair and stroking his beard while a stern look on his face. "Don't mess this up," her older sister had hissed into her ear as she painfully tugged hairbrush t...