"So when are you two going to give me a grandson," Tim's mother eyes me curiously. This is exactly why I didn't want to come to this dinner in the first place. His mother is the most infuriating woman I've ever met and she could talk all night about grandchildren. "Restroom," I whisper to Tim leaving him in the firm clasp of his mother. He works to hard for...
At 11:30, I mopped the kitchen and the dish room. I finally switched off the pizza ovens and, with every part and dish clean and in its place, I sprayed down the sinks by the big Autochlor. My back ached from hunching over the low make table. I was headachy and dirty with sweat from the heat in the back of the house. Jessica was talking with Greg when I head...
PART THREE - PARIS - 3 - "Diana was the goddess of the moon and of the hunt," Saphy explained to Gabe after they had checked into a local hotel and Gabe had told her of his strange encounter back at the Louvre, "She was noted as the virgin goddess. After talking to Jane, I read Francis Beaumont's poem, Salmacis and Hermaphroditus. Beaumont says that the yo...
"Get the fuck out of my way, bozo," I said cheerfully to the security guard standing at the entrance of Wal-Mart as I took off. The dude surprised the hell out of me by actually getting out of the way. Thus I made off with the three watches I snagged from the jewelry section. I cut a mad dash through the parking lot, and caught the OC Transpo bus. Once insid...
Our office is professional, but casual. We have about twenty people that work at desk cubicles on the main floor. The staff is mostly men, but there are some women as well. I am the office manager. My desk is larger and open, facing the staff. Having my back to nothing and no one, just windows here on the second floor allows me to "play" online with a degree...
Yes, I'm still alive. I'm truly sorry I'd taken a break for a while, but I've had a lot going on. My story has reached it's conclusion in real life, and I have a rough draft written of everything until the end. I'll put up new installations on the first of every month starting 6/07. I love getting feedback from readers- it's what keeps me writing! So please...
In today’s society, everyone’s ID is integrally linked to the biology. The installations of various biotech starts at birth, and continues even after their body has died. They range from important things like social security numbers and vaccines to superficial items like hair dye and waist enhancements. The story believed by historians today is that a long t...
I just want this semester to be over. It's been one of the most stressful that I can recall since becoming a Graphic Design major. I knew it would be a difficult switch, from English to Graphic Design, but I really wanted to do something I was passionate about. I feel that art is a much more noble profession for someone as creative as I am. At 22, I am looki...
While having coffee one afternoon with my neighbor I was taken quite by surprise when she asked me a question. "Just what size are your tits?" I gulped and answered her, "I'm a 34C. Why?" "Oh I was just curious, they're very nice." "Um, thanks," I replied. She then asked another question, "So what's the state of affairs down below?" "What?" I said. "...
How to tell when the person you're having sex with isn't having a good time Have you ever looked at all the how-to tomes at the local bookstore? You can learn how to do everything from building a house using only two nails and a piece of cardboard to becoming the president of the United States (this one, however, takes a lot of steps as well as a fair amoun...