This is a parody... It is not real It was a bright sunny day in The Hamptons. Rachael Ray was having a pool party, for some famous and not famous, friends, at her new beach house, she and husband John had recently bought. Everyone was in swimsuits, drinking, eating and having a great time. Just another normal party amongst friends, right? Not quite. It was...
Fucked Up Fuck Parody I love sluts... I mean, I actually love sluts... slutty women make me hard as steel. I wanna fuck as many of them as possible... in as many ways as possible. I only date whores. You gotta be full on cum hungry and have no inhibitions. My newest girlfriend, ebony pornstar Kay Kush is one of my all time favorite whores. She does porn......
"Stephen, have you been pissing me off because it secretly turns you on when I'm angry?" Gladys Osinbajo asked, looking at the big and tall, twenty-something and burly young African-American man who stood before her. Well-dressed and handsome, Stephen Volta decidedly cut an impressing figure. A newcomer to the City of Lagos, Nigeria, by way of Boston, Massac...
My wife's name is Anna. She's a research engineer, genetics. I'm an artist. A commercial artist, not one of those alcoholic, sex on a giant canvas types. Though that does sound kind of fun. Anna and I have kids, a house that's aging, and incredibly demanding deadlines both in day jobs and family business. After our last baby was born - God, I hope it's the...
As I'm feeling my foot touching something damp and I look down to see that I've finally stepped into that puddle of piss that I've been watching out for, the guy says "Eyes on cock!" and I obediently look back up. His half-flaccid penis is dripping the last few drops of piss into the urinal and he wiggles it with his hand to shake them off - landing a few o...
I am a very, nasty, very promiscuous lady; if anyone really considers me a lady at all. LOL. Even though I started doing gang-bangs at the age of 18, it still took me quite a while to formulate my current perverted outlook on sex. Do you find that surprising? You shouldn't. It really takes a while to get as extreme as I am. But if you'll read on, I'll tell...
Catherine was a full fledged vampire now. She quickly overcame the guilt from her first kill. She still thought about it every so often, but knew that it was just a part of her new life. Victor and her were lovers every night. Victor was taking her with him to feed tonight. Catherine's body quivered with excitement. It was a cold, dark gloomy night. Catherin...
THIS IS FICTION...THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL THIS IS MY SECOND SUPERBABE STORY...KIM KARDASHIAN PLAYS SUPERBABE...FAT BASTARD IS NOW HER SIDEKICK...ENJOY. ***** My name is Commissioner Dick and I'm once again here to tell you about, the kinky tales of Superbabe. This time, our superhero, is out to stop the evil Sharon Osbourne, from taking over the...
"This is nothing more than a fantasy of mine, a mind-gone-wild exercise. Those seeking a great work of written art should not expect more than that." It looks like this year's photo business will be more local than extended travel, which is fine. But, there's something about being on the road that gets me horny and keeps me horny. There are enough local pla...
On my way to the airport I had numerous flashbacks of the weekend in the woods. My dick stirred in my pants. Only the thought of Francis' body made my dick stand up. The taxi arrived at the terminal and I went inside to check in for my flight to Oslo, Norway. I would stay there for four weeks to execute a complete audit on the sales operations of our subsidi...