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A Farmer's Offerings

by secretsanddesires on Dec 2, 2019
Erotic Couplings

You're quite a bit older than me. I'm not sure how much older, but I'd guess by about twenty years. You're very handsome. It's hard for me to believe that you're single as most women find you very attractive. Your body is in great shape from working outdoors. You're very kind and always willing to help others. I first noticed your easy smile and sense of hu...

She Cooks Too

by BrettJ on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

She Cooks Too by BrettJ © 2012 For my first story of 2012, I decided that I would return to a familiar character that we haven't seen for a while. I recommend reading "There is Baking and There is Cooking" first if you are new to my work. ~~BrettJ Asia Fitzgibbons had many things going for her. She was tall, long-legged, with firm, high breasts and g...

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 02

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

As usual, any and all comments and feedback are welcome as long as it's creative. Red Beans and Rice This is a meal my family has at least twice a month. Not only do we love it that much, but it sure beats the shit out of pizza every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I don't generally serve it with a bunch of sides unless I'm serving a crowd, so at the...

Purchasing Power

by Decayed Angel on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

It's sometimes referred to as the "Big Mac Standard" basically a way of comparing the purchasing power of currency in the cities of the world. While it sounds like some Ronald McDonald wet dream come true, it is actually used in making comparisons of purchasing power across the globe. Each year, Swiss banking giant UBS calculated the hourly wage rate for a...

Food and Sex TV Ep. 01

by GuessImJamie on Mar 18, 2020
Humor & Satire

FOOD and SEX TV - Episode One - Caribbean Chicken "Today on Food and Sex TV we are going to make a Caribbean Chicken Jerk with Rice. Cook it in a single pot. It's quick, it's easy, and it's delicious," said Skyler into Camera One. "Jerk," said Naomi smiling into Camera Two, "like in jerk-off?" "No," the beautiful black haired, mocha colored twenty somethi...

Love's Harmony Ch. 04

by simply_cyn on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

The next afternoon, when they stopped for a break in traveling, Jennifer stepped out of the bus to stretch her legs. Being cooped up in that bus for those long hours were starting to make her back and legs ache. She had to get out and get some kind of exercise. There was a nice breeze and she was glad she was dressed comfortably. She had on blue jean, hip-hu...

Christmas in Remington

by Paul Grove on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

A sampler of tales that I have written or are about to write. * * * * * As winter approaches, the world embraces the joys of this holiday season. Even in the sleepy, yet mysterious hamlet of Remmington, California, the jubilee is celebrated in it's own unique & sometimes grisly manners. Let's me guide you on a tour to visit some of the residents of the com...

Fembot

by HungryGuy on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"You're the sixty-ninth caller!" the voice on the other end of the phone yelled into Justin's ear. "Yeah? Wow! Did I win the new Eminem CD?" "You sure did! And..." Justin had never won one of these silly radio contests before. Though it was just a silly CD, he was thrilled to have finally won something. His radio played a Honda ad in the background follow...

Trial Trip

by LiterateRotica on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

"Cheese!" "Cheese!" "Yogurt!" "What?" "What? I thought we were supposed to smile and then name our favorite dairy product?" "Rolls eyes, Robert. Let me see the picture." "Did you just actually say 'rolls eyes?' How lame!" "Where are we again?" "Knoxville. You said we should stop here." "Well, I was wrong. How long till Memphis?" "'Bout five hours....

111 preview test

by Laurel on Apr 3, 2019
BDSM

NOTE: this submission is a test of the Lit site features. Read further at your own risk (or if you're really into meat products)! * * * * * Spicy jalapeno bacon ipsum dolor amet shank prosciutto turkey tongue, alcatra kevin beef pancetta pork loin bresaola andouille cupim short ribs short loin beef ribs. Capicola porchetta jerky shoulder pig andouille done...