The paraphrased clinical definition of a handjob is masturbating an erect penis with one's hand. Just good ole fashioned jerking off is one of many slang terms for it. A handjob separates itself from many other types of masculine sex because a guy can perform it by himself. Because of this, the handjob has a reputation of being the lowest form of sex desired...
I've been married for 20 years. It didn't take my wife Tammy and I too long to figure out that I had a much stronger sex-drive than she did. Frankly I have thoughts of sex about 5 times an hour and my wife has the same thoughts about once every 5 days. I'm sure it is a rare occurrence when two married people have the exact same desired level for sex. The way...
Pills Pink pills change males to females. Blue pills change females to males. Purple pills (X-Trans) change males or females into transgenders, can be combined with pink or blue. X-Change (Formula subject to change) Acquired from unlicensed "street" vendors. Changed (defective/in testing) formula. Cheapest. High pregnancy risk. Can lead to mental a...
I guess I'm getting to 'that age'. Well... I know that I am. But my advancing years certainly wasn't my first thought when I started hearing voices. The first time I heard a voice, I was all alone in one of the day rooms, sitting next to the open French doors, reading. 'Can I get you anything?' the voice said. 'A cup of tea? A piece of cheese? A handjob?' I...
Chester and I had been texting each other all day, so it was no surprise to me when he ripped my underwear from beneath my dress before we said, "Hello." As he bent me over the couch and licked my pussy, I began to regret my decision to give into the forces of society. Every time his tongue touched my clit I wondered if it would be the last time I would be...
I don't remember exactly when I met Molly. I had stopped off for the night in Des Moines on a long coast-to-coast haul It was a long night, with lots of drinks, and the earliest I can remember we were chatting like old friends. She was one of those girls with no barriers: everything she thought came straight through her mouth, and she had kind of a dirty min...
TABLE OF CONTENTS Editorial Pages It Came From Outer Space Advertisements House On Handjob Hill The Full Moon Venus Needs Men MEET THE EDITOR Forty-two-year-old Katherine "Katie" McClair was a workaholic. Period. Her co-workers said that the only time she was notworking was when she was asleep. And even then, she would be dreaming about work. Rig...
TO THE READER: This story contains characters from the Jason Garrett series of stories; however, this story is not part of that series. It was my wedding day, and I was getting married a virgin. Of course, the fact of the matter is, when your father is a Missouri Synod Lutheran pastor and you grew up in St. Louis, you are going to be told from about the ag...
I put on the dress and my life changed. I cannot now remember exactly how it came about. Kathy had bought the dress second-hand, put it on, and asked me how she looked, so I said very nice. Then somehow she said I should put it on and I did. Perhaps it was a joke, I can't honestly say. It should have been ridiculous, a middle-aged man in a dress, but it wasn...
With a group of wives we were discussing our husbands. (Believe me boys, you don't know how much we girls share about you!) The subject turned to handjobs: don't the men love them? Some of us had a regular night, some used it as a treat; some used it to stop being bothered, especially during periods. Some said it was boring, some said they loved doing it, an...