Author's note: Linda is a leggy blond from Ireland with a strong sex-drive. This story starts at around lunchtime one day. At this time we were both still at university. Linda has been out the previous night on a typical student's binge of drinking and fucking. Despite her very late night and carnal antics, she is already awake and online, with a familiar t...
"So, how long have you been out here? Don't answer, it's okay. I noticed you eye-balling me even before I got into the sauna. Don't worry, I get noticed a lot, especially with what I wore in there...or didn't wear in there. It's okay, you don't need to make an excuse, or pretend you didn't notice. I saw you watching me through the glass, and to tell you the...
By the end of the party, I was, to say the least, rather drunk. I wandered into my bedroom. I was holding the hand of one of my best girl friend as she was struggling to stand (having reached a fair state also). I laid her down on my bed and made sure she was comfortable, before I headed off to the bathroom. 'You'll be back soon won't you?' Mumbled Kirsten,...
Fuck Parody My lucky day. Here I am, in this fucking elevator with just one other person. The sex gods have shined upon me... the other person is super busty supermodel Kate Upton. I'm not her type. I'm big, fat, big head, beer belly, I fart and belch a lot... I still wanna fuck her brains out though. She's standing in front of me. Skin tight jeans and kne...
TERRY'S TITS Terry had asked me over to fix a few things around her house. Her daughter was away for the weekend and her husband was absent as always. After doing a whole bunch of small jobs I took a shower to cleanup before lunch. When I came out of the bathroom after my shower I saw that Terry was sitting at the dining room table in full sun light. She wo...
My name is Dick and I'm the luckiest pervert in the game. I'm living with my dream woman and fucking her brains out day in and day out. I woke up from my power nap shaking my head and hung over. I was on the bed in the RV that Kathie Lee Gifford had bought for us to travel the country sexually. What does that mean you may ask? It means that she and I travel...
On the walk to the house we had obviously continued our quite explicit and sexual chat, and at one point my arse was being openly felt up by all three of them at the same time. Once we were inside Jims lower floor of the house, the action intensified very quickly, and it was time for serious fucking fun! It started with a deep snogging session for me. Jim...
"AYE PAPI... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sofia Vergara taking the pussy plowing like a damn champ. My twelve inches power drilling up her soaked snatch HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! OH FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHIT! IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT! "OH MI GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOO...
This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my newest fitness client, Jwoww, from the TV show Jersey Shore. She had been trying to schedule an appointment with me for awhile, but I was out of town with my girl, Kim Kardashian. We were on vacation in Jamaica and I had just gotten back. Plus I had to fly across country to New Jersey to work with Jwoww...
They sat by the canal, sipping beer, watching the world go by, well, not the entire world. There were no old people or children, no religious zealots or women of a certain age, this was Amsterdam, and the street they were in was not a place that any of those people visited, this wasn’t a family playground, but one of a different sort altogether. It was earl...