Being in quarantine has closed the restaurant and bars... you're so tired of home cooked meals so you decide to order in pizza before settling into the couch with a bottle of wine, and a movie, quietly complaining to yourself that you'll be alone again. The doorbell rings and there I am, delivering your pizza. You tell me how weird it feels not to tip with...
James Patterson was a specialist. He was hired out by word of mouth in most cases. He never had to go to college, though he did. He never had to have an internship. He never dug ditches or worked in a fast food joint. He was a 24 year old man who had something that only a special client hungered for. He as a handsome man. He stood six feet tall with broad sh...
They strolled down the jetty, enjoying the feel of the salty wind and the beauty of the setting sun. The surf was crashing against the rocks and spraying them with mist so that both their shirts were sticking close to their bodies by the time they reached the end of the walkway. They made a gorgeous couple. Both barely 21, he stood 6'2 and weighed a very m...
Mmmmmm... as you wake up you feel my tongue licking your thighs, then your pussy licking from your clit to your asshole, cleaning our mixed cum off you. Your pussy looking so hot from being fucked last night. I turn you over laying you face down, spanking your ass cheeks... hard... making them red and sore. Then making you go take a shower to clean yourself...
You and I work together. We're working on a new contract together and I look over at you and see you looking at my tits, which I can admit are looking super fucking hot today. You see that I caught you and you blush. I tell you I'll be right back. I leave the room and come back a few minutes later with a big smile on my face. I tell you I want to take you ho...
1. Months Later She sent him a text. Nothing flashy. Just a few simple words. Peter's with the Avengers. He'll be busy for a while. It was an invitation. One that a red-blooded young man like Miles couldn't refuse. So the webslinger came swinging by the Parker apartment. It was routine at this point, a tradition for the two of them that had been going on...
He checked his phone once again, cupping his hand round the glowing screen to get a better view. A tiny map was showing. He took two shaking fingers and zoomed in on the image. It took a few seconds for the Internet to catch up, but eventually the map stopped being blurred and icons popped into place. Yes, yes, this was the right building on the right campu...
This is a huge freak fucking sleazy ass sex parody series... It ain't real. THIS IS A SUPER SIZED SERIES OF MY PERVERTED FANTASIES... IT TIES TOGETHER A MAIN STORY WITH DIFFERENT SIDE STORIES INTO ONE PERVERTED WORLD... IT COMBINES REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES WITH TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... MY FREAKY AND WILD FAMILY WILL BE ADDED AT DIFFERENT TIMES IN THE DI...
The following encounter is taken from my journals. After the adventures with Simon (see...), not much worth happened for a while worth writing about. I had the occasional sexual encounter but to be honest they were pretty awful pleasure wise. Tom and I continued to have sex once or twice a week; his staying power never got any better, but his tongue was his...
Freaky fuck parody alert "Fuck my ass baby... Fuck it harderrrrrrrrrr!!" My fiance Sunny... WWE Hall of Fame Diva Sunny... has my cock buried up her tight ass while she rubs her sweet bald pussy. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" She rubs her pussy through a huge squirt. It pops all over me. I rub her pussy, then lick my fingers, tasting her sweet juice. Sunny... her r...