Okay, gentlemen, I just want to share with you some common myths about women that really get under my skin. I'm not saying that these statements don't apply to some women out there (I'm sure they do), but they are not a blanket statement, encompassing all women, and I just want to set the record straight, once and for all. I'm tired of society misunderstandi...
Would a penis by any other name smell as sweet? Hi, I'm Quint. You may remember me from such exciting articles as "Proper Tuning and Maintenance of Your Pet Editor" and "Domming for Dummies: Get That Bitch Back in the Kitchen." A quick glance through the naughty section of your local thesaurus demonstrates that there are lots of words for fucking, and even m...
Firstly, who are you? -- PLEASE READ; This is still a WIP, but I would love to hear peoples thoughts on this story. Any suggestions, thoughts or criticisms would be much appreciated - leave them on here or email me at [email protected] What's next? Jon Snow, the Bastard of Winterfell Jaime Lannister, the King Slayer Tyrion Lannister, the Imp Daenerys...
Every Fuck Down in Fucksville Liked XXXmas a lot... But the Inch ,Who lived just north of Fucksville, Did NOT! The Inch hated XXXmas! The whole XXXmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his testicles were hung up far too high. It could be, perhaps, that his bladder was shy. But I think that the most likel...
Back in the so called "Golden Age of Porn" there were adult theaters almost everywhere. Even in small towns. Once the movie companies started building multiplexes out at the mall, the old, traditional movie houses were abandoned. So porn operators could buy or lease them cheaply and they became smut emporiums. I learned pretty quickly that if you laid down...
* * * * * Click Here to listen: .mp3 format or .ogg format. (23.5 min/mp3) * * * * * Copyright ©Kingswoman 2015 The other night I met a man while I was out and about -- as you do. For various reasons, I didn't take the opportunity to have a little bit of fun with him, although I would've liked to. One of the reasons is that, long ago -- and oh so far...
Hey Dave, It's me. Phil Dunn. Remember me? I haven't had access to a functioning computer in two months, but now that the problem has been temporarily fixed, I've decided to reestablish communication. It's been six months since my last email. I just hope you haven't changed the address; otherwise this is all a big waste of time. I've been coping pretty...
It was a lonely Wednesday night when the urge struck me. I'm not usually a lonely man, but lately the well's been a little dry. I have a lot of female friends, but don't get laid much. As a result, I'm constantly frustrated. They say I'm good looking, and most of them know from experience that I'm not a bad lay, I just can't seem to maintain a relationship....
My wife was out of town a few days about one week after the last “incident” had happened, and all I could think of was sex. On Friday afternoon after I made sure that everything was as it was supposed to be at work, having put in a few extra hours to make up for those that I had lost reading and answering personal e-mails, reading newsgroups and chatting wi...
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Stacey, who lived in a small apartment near the downtown diner where she worked as a waitress. Stacey was a blonde Midwestern beauty with big blue eyes, a cute button nose, and full red lips. She possessed a wholesome charm that immediately made her a hit with the gentlemen. But neither a winsome smile nor a bubbly pe...