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Blow Jobs: A Woman's Guide...

by Harley Quinn on Sep 25, 2017
How To

Blow Jobs: A Woman's Guide To Pleasing Her Man First, I need to inform those of us who aren't self-made experts on the male anatomy: 1. Just because his penis is bigger than your clit doesn't mean he's any easier to get off. Men need just as much variety and attention as women do. 2. He's not going to get off every time. You have your off-days, and so do...

Sunday Morning

by Harley Quinn on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. My last confession was a year ago." I crossed myself and knelt closer to the confessional. "And in that time, I have lied, I have disobeyed God, and I have indulged in lust." "Lust of what kind, my child?" I smiled a wicked grin, still uncomfortable at telling a priest what I did in bed. "I... I had sex, father. Not wi...

A Day in the Life

by Harley Quinn on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Niki, wake up!" I gave my coworker a dirty look. "That's the third time you've yawned in the last ten minutes." "Maybe I'm exhausted," I countered, taking my lifeguarding tube and putting it against the wall, feigning sleep. "But you're on the clock now." I laughed at the teasing; Gabe and I had kind of a rapport. "I have rank," I said. "I can go to slee...

Story of My Life Ch. 2

by Harley_Quinn_1999 on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Well when she woke up we went out and had coffee. She was having morning sickness and needless to say, I wasn't really feeling like eating. We discussed our options and she said that she wanted to have the baby, which was fine with me. I mean after all, I grew up going to catholic school as well as military school, so abortion really wasn't an option for me...

Story of My Life ... Ch. 1

by Harley_Quinn_1999 on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Since the begining of mankind, there has been one question that has plagued the human species. It's not a search for food, or shelter, or clothing, or any other bodily need. It is the search within. It is the search for the meaning of life. It's wondering what we will be remembered for. When we're dead and gone what will people look back on our life and see?...

Stolen Kisses

by Harley_Quinn_1999 on Sep 14, 2017
Text With Audio

* * * * * Click Here to listen. (9 min/RealMedia) You need Real Player to listen to this file. * * * * * The cool night air greeting My face as I slip out of the car. A wicked, languid smile sliding across My face as I think of what is to come. Looking up at the darkened house, I slowly walk along the dew covered grass. The moon riding low in the night sk...

Candlelight at Midnight

by Harley_Quinn_1999 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Looking into your eyes, I know that the time has come. I have waited for this moment for so long that I cannot control myself any longer. Taking your chin gently in my fingertips, I watch as your eyes close in surrender. Surrender to me. Surrender to complete bliss. Surrender to these feelings which have been bottled up inside of us for far too long. Everyda...

Harley Quinn: Cum-Dumpster

by CMK877181 on Mar 5, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

*This story is the second of the Arkham series. Each part functions as a stand-alone with its own plot-line and they do not need to be read together (although please feel free to do so). This part takes place during Batman: Arkham City, using the same characters and plot-line as the series, up until the start of the story obviously. I tried to keep the chara...

Harley Quinn: Working Girl

by Venus444 on Jul 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Crime doesn't pay. The age old saying that was repeated on every commercial, cartoon, PSA, comic book, and safety pamphlet for god knows how long. It was common knowledge that in this day and age, going against the law almost always ended bad for you, especially when superheroes got involved and laid you the fuck out in broad daylight. It just wasn't worth...

Harley Quinn Big Surprise

by sue_richards_4 on Nov 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

It all went to pot almost as soon as the Joker gave the order to rob the armory, his plan being the armory vault filled with the gold from Fort Knox while the Kentucky fortified base went through an upgrade in security systems. Harley Quinn watched with an uneasiness at the 6 men who entered the armory doors after they easily dispersed the 4 guards and for s...