Harriet Humper Stories

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The Humper Loves to Eat Italian

by BlkMagicMan55 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Note: This story is purely about the Ebony Humper craving and addiction to eating white pussy. There is nothing sweeter than for a dark skinned black man having his face buried in between the legs of a wet, silky smooth white woman. It's where the Humper belongs and where he loves to eat. The Ebony Humper waited patiently for Bella. Bella was an Italian go...

Humper-Sex-X Sleep System Ch. 02

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

She bypassed the Humper-Sex-R Sleep System Queen set, at $1,500, didn't even try the Humper-Sex-S Sleep System at $1,700 or the Humper-Sex-T Sleep System at $2,000. She tried the Humper-Sex-U Sleep System at $2,600 and didn't like it and the Humper-Sex-V Sleep System at $2,900 and kind of liked that. It wasn't until he showed her the pillow top Humper-Sex-W...

Like A Virgin

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Big-Boobied Bimbo Educator Hilda Humper fucks her students in: "Like A Virgin" Written and edited by Victor C. Nathan "Oh, yes!" Hilda Humper cried out in a bloodcurdling scream that caused the walls of her office to shake. "Oh, yes, Kenny! Come in me! Give me every fucking drop of you! Squirt your fucking wee wee juice in my fucking pussy, you ten inch t...

Revoking The Lick-Her License

by BlkMagicMan55 on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

The Ebony Humper will be featured from time to time. Some of the stories are true while others are fictitious. Enjoy EH: When we meet up, I want you to sit on my face so I can eat your pussy. I also want you to be on all fours so I can really go to town. Teri: OMG! That sounds hot! I never sat on anybody's face before. EH: My tongue is like an Uzi baby...

Humper-Sex-X Sleep System Ch. 01

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I bought a new mattress today. Actually, it is our second new mattress in as many weeks. We returned the first mattress that supposedly retailed for $2,400 that we bargained down to $1,700. The mattress is nearly as firm as concrete. I liked it, my girlfriend, who has a bad back from horseback riding, didn’t. She said it was too soft. “Okay? Whatever?...

Licking The Ice Cream Man

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Buxom Blonde Public Servant Hilda Humper stars in: "Licking The Neighborhood Ice Cream Man" Hilda Humper had always been a civic-minded woman. She cared much about others and about her community as well. Hilda's caring spirit showed in her personality and behavior. Her ebullience and good- hearted nature were evident in all of her numerous efforts. In a wo...

The Spelling Bee

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Starring Big-Boobed Educator Hilda Humper in: "The Spelling Bee" Written by Victor C. Nathan * "Now class, pay attention," Hilda Humper said to her twelfth grade English class as she adjusted the strap of her triple J cup brassiere and let her eyes scan the boys' groins for hints of erections. "This being close to spring break, we are going to do somethi...

Janitor Charlie's Angel

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Triple J Cup Educator Hilda Humper Stars In: "Janitor Charlie's Angel" Written by Victor C. Nathan * She was done with classes for the day and she watched as the school was slowly emptied out of students, each of the pupils excitedly expelling themselves from its doors as fast as she often made a load of jism burst from a pent-up penis. Miss Hilda Humper...

Hilda Humper's Delicious 2% Milk

by MeetTheHumpers on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

Hilda Humper, A Great Role Model For America's Girls, stars in: "Hilda Humper's Delicious 2% Breast Milk" By Victor C. Nathan "Owwwww," Hilda Humper groaned in pain as she gently massaged one of her enormous breasts through the deep cup of her extra large bra. The sassy and bodaciously buxom school teacher grimaced at the intense soreness that made eve...

Humper-Sex-X Sleep System Ch. 03

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I rolled off her and she put the book down, turned off the light, and immediately fell asleep. The mattress, I won't mention the brand because I am sick of hearing the song, is unbelievable. Only, I discovered something about the mattress, and they should post disclaimers on the mattress cover and warn people of this, but... Are you home alone? Come here....