The Happily Whorish Hottie Miss Hilda Humper stars in: "Humper In A Hurry" Written and edited by Victor C. Nathan Hilda Humper watched in rapt amazement as her student Kenny's penis swelled larger and larger, expanding, stabbing the air and jutting out from him, long, thick and protracted. Its mushroom head was now swollen and purple, totally turgid and ful...
Hilda Humper was trying to think of a way to make class much more interesting for her high school students. Having some knowledge of health and being in perfect shape herself, Hilda was currently teaching a senior level health class that discussed sex and the human body. With Hilda's overt and voracious sexual appetite, she saw the opportunity for all sorts...
This story is a continuation of Hilda's previous adventure that was entitled "Hilda Humper's Delicious 2% Breast Milk". It begins in the same day and only shortly after, perhaps only an hour after, the previous humorous happenings of said tale. Thanks for reading. The Blonde Bimbo With The Big Boom Booms, Hilda Humper stars in: "Once, Twice, Seven Times A F...
The Boy With The Whopper Wee Wee, Henry Humper stars in: "Henry Humps Around" A brand new short story by Victor C. Nathan * Eighteen-year-old Henry Humper unfastened his Levi's jeans and dropped them to the floor, kicking them free of his legs with a smile as they sailed across the room and landed in a heap. He glowed with pride at the stiffness that mad...
Starring the Queen of Big Tittiedom, That Raucous Raiser of the Dormant Wee Wee, Miss Hilda Humper in: "Hilda And The Giant Wee Wee" Written and edited by Victor C. Nathan This absurdly entertaining romp through the Humper universe is the direct sequel to the acclaimed Humper tale, "Like A Virgin". Enjoy. "Boy, that was fucking fun," Hilda said to herself a...
America's Favorite Blonde Bimbo, Hilda Humper stars in: "Wee Wee All The Way Home" Written by Victor C. Nathan Lately, carpool was Hilda Humper's favorite part of the day. For one reason, it was because she carpooled with all men. For another reason, it was because these men all "enjoyed" Hilda in very special and intimate ways that made their rides hom...
The thought of rubbing up against a man's groin makes me want to cum. Especially if that groin is all bundled up in jeans. I can picture it all so clearly: the scraping sound it makes, the burning of the skin, the temptation to put it in. It reminds me of being back in high school, you know, the days when you were convinced that making out in the bathroom st...
Hilda Humper heard the doorbell chime over the sound of the stereo blasting out a spirited rendition of Frank Sinatra singing "You Make Me Feel So Young" just as she slid her blue jeans on and smoothed the wrinkles out of her tight red sweater. She pulled her hair into a bun as she turned the volume down and went to answer the door, knowing all the time who...
With apologies to Suzanne Collins - 1 - When I wake up, the other side of the bed is warm, the canvas blanket covering only me. Porn must've recently gotten out of bed. I wonder if she's up for the day, or if she had a bad dream and decided to climb into bed with our mother instead. Either is believable. After all, today is the day of the raping. I prop...
Author's Note: For those that have read the original stories when they were first uploaded years ago, it's worth noting that the previous chapter is an all-new version uploaded late 2017 to replace the original second chapter. This of course follows on directly from that, so if you missed it please give it a read. Sorry this one has taken so long, but I st...