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Prologue "Miss Granger, may I ask a question?" Oh shit, here we go. Class smart-ass, Craig Wellman. It was the last week of school and the Year 12s were getting feisty; we'd spent the school year preparing them for life after high-school, treating them like adults, loosening the apron strings and encouraging them to engage us as peers, if not as equals. It...
Hogwarts whore house for 18+ witches. A place every female witch gets acquainted with after they finish their studies. That’s all witches are good for in this world being fucked. The only reason they get sent to school is to prepare them for the whore house. Every wizard also knows about the whore house but for a different purpose. They’ve been told that whe...
Thanks to Softouch911, again, for being a fantastic editor and friend! * My grandmother had a bookmark when I was growing up that said: "Celebrate freedom. Read a banned book." The irony never escaped me; while we have free press, we also have people who exercise their freedoms by protesting, and banning, the words of others. My grandmother celebrated he...
Your Harry Potter you have left school. Voltamort is dead, his followers are scattered and leaderless. You have moved out of your aunt and uncles house and now live in Sirius Black's house. As his godson everything of his was left to you. Your parents had left you a fare bit. But now your even richer. So what do you want to do with your life. Your single. Yo...
[Thanks for choosing HSOWAF! I have started introducing conditional chapters into the story, so please hit that 'start game' button on the right of your screen for the best reading experience. Also, feel free to leave a like or comment on any chapters that tickle you along the way. Enjoy!] Harry Potter was back at the newly rebuilt Hogwarts to complete his w...
Any being that has their name written in this book will have sex with the writer unless the writer writes down that they have sex with someone or something else. You must know the name and face of the person you wish to fuck. This is to protect others with the same name or face. If the writer starts to write a method before 40 seconds, it will happen that wa...
Alternative Facts: This is Harry Potter Fan Fiction, set in an alternate HP universe and therefore many things are different than they appear in the books. I feel the best place to start is with a list of these facts. (Feel free to ignore this if you wish not to have these facts spoiled. However, the story will proceed as if you, the reader, are already awar...
Nach den turbulenten Ereignissen des Sommers beginnt für Harry Potter und seine Freunde Ron Weasley und Hermine Granger das achte und letzte Schuljahr in Hogwarts. Harry freut sich über das Wiedersehen mit seinen Freunden. Am allermeisten freut er sich aber über seine Volljährigkeit und dass er von nun an nie mehr zu seinen Verwandten, den schrecklichen Durs...
They had won War faster than they had thought or even hoped for but now it was now finally over. Harry Potter the Boy-Who-Lived is now one of the major leagues of all time in the Wizard World as the Man-who-Conquered and Slayed the Dark Lord twice. While Hogwarts was being rebuilt by the professors all students couldn't stay in Hogwarts. He learned from Head...