by
Elegast7
on Apr 24, 2018
Romance
My head hurts like crazy. I hate going to work like this. I'm sitting in the train on my way to work. I received a text from Julian this morning. He said he enjoyed the night and hopes to do it again. I don't know if by 'it' he means a fun evening out or some wild public sex. Daniël on the other hand hasn't texted me to my regret. Not asking if I enjoyed the...
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by
HeyNonnyNonny
on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
There's something wonderful about the first really summer-y week of the year. Its not on any calendar, but you know it when its happening. The whole world just seems... hornier. As a typical voyeuristic adolescent, I assumed this was just me and my fellow droolers, staring at the glorious adult flesh, for so long hidden away, bleaching under sensible winter...
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by
homerdepot
on Jul 15, 2020
Humor & Satire
Anal Voter
Chapter 1
Sharon Smyth cried out in pain and pleasure. Her asshole throbbed as it was stretched, the thick cock pumping into her. It ground hard. Grunting and heaving, she held her butt propped up at the best angle. She took every deep, pounding thrust as the man butt-fucked her.
She had been standing in line for hours but it had been worth the...
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by
josselyn
on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
The polished, coolly professional businesswoman sitting across the table is looking at me with more than a bit of concern. "Are you feeling all right?" she asks.
I've got to pull myself together. If I play today's meeting right, this client could bring in the only steady work I've had since I decided to go freelance six months ago. I need the money, and the...
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by
sourdough999
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
"Good morning, madam! It's a nice day, isn't it?
"Yes it is."
"My I ask you a quick question?"
"You're not a Jehovah's Witness, are you?"
"No I'm not.
"Then what's your question?"
"Would you consider having my baby?"
"What did you say?"
"I said--"
"I heard what you said. Are you crazy?"
"Not that I know of."
"You can take my word for it. You belo...
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by
bajablaster
on Apr 22, 2025
You were fucked. There really weren’t any ifs or buts about it, no life-saving caveats, not so much as a footnote or a maybe.
It wasn’t even in the one to remember, hot steamy fun way that the drunken sergeants would revel in their campfire memories of. Nope, just impending doom or even a terminal case of wrong place, wrong side.
Whether it was the short-ter...
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by
Jenny_Jackson
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Humor, especially Slapstick comedy, is a largely forgotten category on Literotica. That is sad because everyone needs a good laugh now and then. But it is understandable why Humor is not written. There are two main reasons for this.
This thesis will only deal with Slapstick. There are many different forms of comedy ranging from the Slapstick of the Marx Bro...
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by
vastiesmith
on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives
I would like to thank my friend Gizzmo for the idea for this story and his input to make it what I hope is a great story for all of you to read.
Have you ever wondered how your life can go from good or some days even excellent to shit in a blink of an eye? Here I am sitting at the kitchen table looking at a pair of socks that my wife Ann wears and wondering...
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by
Recidiva
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Women are the Bows, Men are the Hunters
Women are the bow. They're curved, strung with care. They know they're beautiful, but it can get lonely...they have this string...and they know it's there for a really good reason, but they can't reach it themselves. The Hunter can't help looking at this creation and knowing she's constructed for one thing in particul...
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by
ACDawnes
on Oct 8, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
The pain ran like molten iron over Mirja's skull. She tried opening her eyes, but her eyelids didn't seem to be working.
"What happened?"
Whose voice was that? It rang heavy like cathedral bells.
"Here. Let me get her."
Someone lifted her up. She was being carried. Trying to ignore the pain and open her eyes, but to no use. She reached out for the power...
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