In the land of Pantipupia there was a winding staircase made of stone that reached up into heaven. It was forbidden for men to ascend the stairway. Yet one day Pantsby Brown did just that. To his surprise he met no resistance from the guarding angels that according to legend patrolled the staircase, and continued above the clouds, at last coming onto a landi...
HUMOR/SATIRE: How a straight male ended up in Lesbian Heaven (The idea for this story came from the original ¬LESBIAN HEAVEN by Celeste999. That was a real gem of a story and I suggest that you read it first as background before reading this. Bear in mind though, that while her story was a heart-wrenching, spill-your-guts type of story, mine is all light-he...
This is a work of fiction in which all characters are of the age of consent or older. ***** To know the taste of a woman is to know desire—pure. Her face is the architecture of beauty, her skin—the satin that envelops the world into darkness. Disarray, discontent, and chaos shadow her every move. I have known such a woman. Only once, in the night, in the h...
"Damn it, who's the fool who forgot to shovel the frigging store entrance?" I said to myself as I got up. You see, I slipped on a freshly fallen patch of snow as I walked into the Walmart located at the heart of Nepean, Ontario. That's what I get for wearing my steel-toe boots on the day of a major snow storm. Winter is here, and like a lot of people in Cana...
We left home at 7:30 p.m., as the temperature finally dipped below 80, a pleasant drive in the car I thought, just an hour or so. Smiling now, realizing that I should have known better, known what summer evenings do to my lover. My Heaven, I always call her that now, for heaven is where she takes me, time after time. She is so beautiful, sensual, and downr...
The name is Virmiel of the Heavenly Host. I am an Archangel of Heaven. Though some of you people might find that hard to believe, Angels are real. Unfortunately, so are our counterparts, those beings you call Demons. And they mean to do you harm. While moving about on the planet Earth, I look like a human being. A six-foot-two, busty, thick-bodied and big-bo...
Introduction: How many of you have ever played Pea Pool? Or maybe Pill Pool or Kelly Pool? It's a fun game that was once outlawed in the State of Wisconsin. This story involves two couples having fun with a pool table in one of their basements. Warning though...the game gets a little complicated because the players have secret balls that the others are tryin...
It was a standing ovation nearly two decades in the making. When the closing credits of "Death in Heaven" began to roll in the Lincoln Center on December 6, the audience rose to its feet in applause-an amazing accomplishment after three rather violent hours. Ron Lundquist, the film's 73-year-old director, tried to prevent the audience from seeing his tears...
I crept into our house as quietly as I could, as I didn't want to awake my wife, Jeannetta. I knew she would be sleeping.. but as I entered, I was proved wrong. I heard Jeanetta's voice coming from the upstairs master bedroom, or rather the room next to the master bedroom. Let me tell Ya first.. as you walked into our house, to the right there was a coat c...
[The inspiration for this work of fiction came from an e-mail joke, one that I had received umpteen dozen time before. The story is an unadulterated and unabashed attempt to tickle male fantasies and perhaps some female fantasies as well. As such, the story may or may not totally conform to reality. The reality of the locations and the principal two characte...