"It has come to my attention that over the past several years some of you gentlemen out there are not happy. It seems there is a major lack of female companionship, which has led to a general decline in sex and a marked increase in masturbation. Some of you blame it on your lack of looks, your lack of money or your lack of penile size." He paused. "The Spa...
"I have to pee," Rose said quietly. "Seriously?" I asked my best friend's 20-year-old daughter. We'd been sitting in the blind since dawn and seen several nice hens walk through our artificial flock of decoys in the last three hours, but to our disappointment no gobblers yet. We knew there were at least two close by, but they hadn't come in because of the...
Chapter 3 The building where the gym was located seemed bright and cheerful. The picture she received from her contact did not do it justice and it made Ike uneasy. What if the contact was wrong, what if this girl was really training, what if she got hurt and it truly was an accident, she thought. The what if's were staggering. The further they walked into...
{Not much sex here, just a heads up.} Gary was nearly 38 years old by the time he finally decided that he hated women. Not hate in the idea of refusing to enjoy sex with one of them from time to time, but he was sick and tired of being told one thing and finding out that the truth was quite different. Way back in high school, he really liked Shelly Marti...
By Philip Johnson Chapter One His name was Sam Conklin, just over six feet tall, twenty nine years old and reasonably handsome. He had medium brown hair that parted on the right because he was left handed and he was clean shaven. Sam owned the right half of a duplex that was empty on the left half and had been empty for several weeks. When Sam was home he...
My pursuer was so close now I could see her eyes glowing emerald green in the darkness. All I could do was keep running, but I was exhausted and she was relentless. A few seconds later, she took me down. Her sharp claws tore away my dress and left bleeding scratches on my skin. Her blond dreadlocks swirled around her head and whipped my face. Her breath wa...
My name is Johnny Willis. You might remember me as Banjo, Tad's annoying but loveable best friend on the short-lived but immensely popular 90s dramady Just the Three of Us. I have had bit roles in movies, on TV, and even in commercials since then, but I never made it back to prime time television as an actor. I went to college and majored in English on a Cre...
I'm Desiree, and I'm a dancer. No, not a ballerina. And you won't see me in Broadway shows. Or backing up singers at rock concerts. The dancing I do is a bit more...exotic. Yeah, okay, I'm a stripper. Strippers traffic in fantasy. We embody fantasy. We facilitate it. We act it out. We ARE fantasy. Our audiences (usually men) see something in us that they wa...
Steve and Mark were at Dan's house shooting hoops in his driveway. They had all been friends since elementary. They practically grew up in each other's homes. Now they were 18 and getting ready to head off to college in a few weeks. They were all accepted at the same school, which was pretty cool. They liked going over to Dan's house. The older they got, th...
The genesis for this story is the movie "Dogfight" but the story is only very loosely based on the movie. The "dogfight" refers to an "ugly date" contest among a group of men in which they each go out and find the ugliest female that they can, and persuade her to attend a 'party'. At the party the guy with the ugliest date wins. - Wikipedia on the movie Do...