I had just gotten home; it was Friday, and I was looking forward to the weekend. My wife was waiting for me. Not waiting for me as she usually did with a smile and a peck, but fidgeting—and seemingly determined about something. Something was up, and it didn't look good. "Hi honey," I said. I stopped and looked at her. "Something wrong? Where are the childre...
Sex Parody... Not Real Story : Go behind the scenes to see the day to day operations of Sleazy Productions the kinkiest porn company in the biz... Meet the staff and stars and see what kinky, perverted hijinx they get into... Away we go... Sleazy Productions Offices... Hollywood, California... "Kat (Kat Dennings), have you seen James?" "I saw him earlie...
If You Ain't Fucking... You Ain't Living... Sex Is Life "Oh Jesus!! Uhhhh!! GOD!! I can't stop cumming!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" My girl Courtney Love keeping it simple. I'm fucking her in the back of the supermarket while my girl Sylvia watches out. She's the manager, making sure we aren't bothered. "Psst... Sylvia... come suck my cock. I'm gonna cum." I whis...
The line at the ship’s store wasn’t that long today. After all, it was the only place that most of the crew had to spend their money. The store was a closet sized niche directly across from the ship’s post office and sickbay. Most of the people in line were buying toiletries, stationary, and underwear. My purpose was slightly different. The big, shiny new bo...
On the way home from the dojo, Tommy passed the car dealership where he'd seen the 4 X 4 pickup. He had quite a bit of time before he needed to be at work, so he pulled into the lot, parked his parents' car, and walked over to the truck. It was bright red, had jacked-up suspension and huge tires, an extended cab, even a chrome roll bar with lights on it in t...
Belching and farting as I wake up, sitting on the side of the damn bed. Another bitch laying beside me. A neighbor's 18 year old daughter. She wants to be a damn stripper at my club, so I fucked her. No reason to... I just wanted to fuck the slut. I grab a beer off the nightstand and down it... Belch again. My damn head is killing me. Too much coke and beer...
This is a parody... It is not real Part 1: Andrea Mitchell Andrea Mitchell was waiting for the pizza that she ordered to be delivered. She was very hungry from work and her extracurricular sexual activities. She was wearing her hot work clothes, a skin tight black satin blouse and jacket and very short and very tight black satin mini skirt. She had on blac...
This is a parody... This is not real *** Kiran was kicked back in her very sweet, leather desk chair, smoking a cigar, thinking about how great she is. She had recently took over a new, news channel and had instituted one very big change. She has experience in news TV, from Fox News to CNN and she has realized that sex, whether news or not, sells. She made...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
Passion In James County X: Badge of Dishonor Chapter twenty-seven "Luke, you did a good job this morning, as far as I'm concerned," Tim Jackman said after the young deputy explained what had happened that morning and, to some extent, the evening before. "You could have been hurt, but you weren't, and neither was anyone else." After the E.R. doctors were f...