Dr. Tentacle glared down at his desk with a snarl. The latest edition of the New York Times lay open on the surface with a picture of the hero, SuperiorMan, plastered on the front page. In a moment of frustration, he ripped the paper off the desk, crumbled it into a ball and hurled it across his office How he hated that dogooder hero! SuperiorMan was the onl...
The following story was cobbled together from some of my experiences and those of a close friend. For my part there was indeed a Magda in my life who taught me the wonders of oral sex. The rest of our relationship is based on an experience my friend had with his physiotherapist. Both experiences have generously benefited from our collective imaginations and...
Chapter 6— Let's Get the Party Started Frank had just hung up the phone after a conversation with Paul Riley at Citicorp. His bank had some preliminary interest in funding the bridge financing for the R&D projects, but they wanted to see the 10-Q before committing to anything. Frank was hearing that message over and over from each bank he contacted. That su...
The story I am about to tell you is true. Names of people and places have been changed (OK, omitted - who am I kidding?) to protect (mostly) the innocent, but also the guilty. How am I sure it's true? You're going to have to trust me on this, but I heard the first-hand account from a person who has never lied to me in any way, shape, or form; and I have abso...
Author's note: This is the final chapter and I went with a little something different for the finale. Instead of Hero narrating, it's Heather aka "Peaches" telling the story. It felt right to let her have the last words. *~*~*~PART I~*~*~* Okay, I learned something new on my little trip Down Under. International travel bites. After about the sixteenth ho...
Since Mark was a kid he dreamt about being a hero. He wanted to be someone who did the job on his own. He wanted to be the macho just like his hero The Jaguar Man. He was the proudest man about himself. Having been grown up in an orphanage after his parents were both killed by a robber, he knew best that no kid deserved to lose his family. That's the reason...
Boring. Totally pedestrian. That's the best way to describe this bank robbery. The same shrill scream of the customers, the same guns raised by security guards who finally get to do something, the same look of terror in their eyes when they are snatched away by thin air. They know who she is, they know what she's here for. They know what she can do. Guard an...
ACT I HERO (NARRITIVE) The rain is coming down heavy and if that isn't bad enough, it's cold as shit. I have been perched on this statue for a few hours now and my joints are screaming. I watch from this spot every night; watching and waiting for when I will be needed. So far tonight it's been rather quiet. I guess that's good for would be victims, but in...
This is a legend not often passed down through the annals of Hyrule's history. It isn't as glorious, or beautiful, or palatable as most of those other stories. It did, however, still follow Link. Which Link? Of course, the story starts with...What's next? The Hero of Time, aged into an adult and struggling on his quest. The Hero of Light, his adventure havi...
Hateno Village had become the subject of many rumors in the Kingdom of Hyrule as of late. It first began with the talk of the experiments being done by the Sheikah scientists atop the hill, but soon evolved into rumors of the return of a certain champion long since thought to have been dead. Before long, there was word spread that the princess of the kingdom...