Humor & Satire
Umm... I don't know as I should lay claim to this, but pop_54's Uni-boob entry.
"Yo Mikey."
"Al... how goes it."
"Cool."
"Nice one man... wos on."
"Waiting for Bean."
"Safe... aint seen Bean for weeks."
"Babe trouble man... Delia's got him thumbed down."
"Unsafe."
"Uncool."
"Bean should dump it Al... babe can't rule a guy... unsafe."
"Yea, you hit...
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Cagonzon
on Jun 2, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
This is the musical arrangement for the song Millie sings in the opening of A Worthy Man's Seed. Arranged for acoustic guitar, seeing as I don't have a lute like Millie's.
Read about what happened to the lute (and Millie and her siblings) in Chapter 01 of A Worthy Man's Seed.
Strum as you like.
During the for chords, as transition to next verse, while...
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SimonBrooke
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pornstar 2: Nancy
Nancy is... well, Nancy is... well, hot. Nancy is well hot. But Nancy is more than hot. Nancy is so cool with her quiet courtesy and her beautiful clothes. Nancy never does mocking, never does the ganging up thing with the rest of the bibbie crowd, never has to build herself up by putting other people down. Nancy is courteous to everyone,...
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by
Kathy Gray
on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
This is not just a true story, it is a true full description of just one of the many sexual things I have done in my life. This one, however, is the first major sexual thing I ever did in public. It's a full description, of the very first time I ever flashed in public, at the ripe old age of 18.
I was dating a senior in high school at the time, and he, like...
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by
Kaishaku
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
"Hey, is this the line?"
"No, this ain't the line. A line's the shortest distance between two points, this is the longest."
"It's not the line?"
"Come on kid, yeah it's the line. Don't listen to that jerk."
"Who's he calling a jerk?"
"Don't worry about it, just get in line."
"But..."
"Look don't make a scene, the Gestapo over there are looking this wa...
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Dvora Sosan
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pt. XV: Biker Babes
The bait rode to see Spike in Sal's Land Cruiser. Obviously the three women would not fit very well in Kim's Miata. Caitlin mentioned the time she sat on Brett's lap in Jack's Mercedes SLK convertible.
"I'm looking forward to getting on a bike again," Caitlin reminisced. "It has been awhile. There is something about riding a motorcycle...
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by
grover10
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Story idea developed by another Literotica member.
Main characters: Sofia Vergara, Joe Manganiello, Jordi El Nino Polla, Luna Star
Translation provided by Google Translate.
*****
"What should I do? What should I do?" Sofia thought to herself at the breakfast table. "Should I go? I better wash these dishes first."
It was one in the afternoon and Sofia ha...
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by
GratefulFred
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Fade In:
"You are traveling through another dimension... A dimension of orgasms...a dimension of sex... A land whose boundaries start at the summit of her clit and end up her anus... That's the signpost saying, "Give me Head". Your next pop...is in The Pornography Zone..."
(Camera focuses in on Rod)
"The time - the present Erotica Street - somewhere in mi...
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SimonBrooke
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pornstar 3: Stake
"Hello, Nancy!"
Mrs Price's voice rang surprised out of the shadows. We walked in to meet her. When our eyes had adjusted I could see she was looking at us with a very alert, wary gaze. We exchanged greetings politely, perhaps even a little formally. Mrs Price asked how I was, and when that sort of nicety was out of the way, asked Nancy w...
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SimonBrooke
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pornstar Ch 04: Being an Item
We walked up the hill through the wood. Nancy wanted to hold my hand, which was cool with me. For a long while we didn't talk, and that was OK too. At one point I slipped on a tree-root and caught my ribs, and just doubled up, gasping. Nancy knelt down and held me. After a couple of moments it was a bit better and I straightene...
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