by
Rumple Foreskin
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Just before he climbed into his bi-plane and flew away, the great DreamPilot and I knocked out the following piece of pitiful prose in recognition of the mental anguish many otherwise semi-sane writers experience during the last few days of a Literotica contest.
Rumple Foreskin
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SCORE CHECKERS ANONYMOUS: affecting the afflicted
A shadow of despair, des...
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by
Spare_Change
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
In the never-ending quest to dispel myths, clear up misconceptions, and, perhaps, to impart some unknown facts about each of the contenders in the battle of the sexes, it is imperative that each understand the other side.
For example, women are under the misconception that men sit around the local bar and rate female customers on some supposed 1-10 scale. T...
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by
MatthewVett
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
The young, blonde woman smiled at the camera. "Tonight, we have a special treat for all of you at home: the discoverer of the Zeitgeist field and inventor of the Hegelometer. He's also the author of the new book What Your Hegelometric Score Really Means and Secretary of Science and Technology. Please welcome to the show, here to discuss the impact his invent...
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by
CarlusMagnus
on Sep 16, 2017
How To
In order to profit from this note, you must be able to read and use simple algebraic formulae. You might want to have your calculator handy to follow the examples as you read.
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It might seem that your Literotica scores don't tell you very much, but there's more in them than meets the eye. You can extract more information from them...
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by
celesteandjim
on Sep 16, 2017
Anal
As everyone knows, the acceptance of anal sex in popular culture is exploding. I read a restaurant review last week that compared eating a certain dish to having anal sex. Imagine that being printed twenty years ago. Surveys of college women who are sexually active reveal that 24% of them have anal sex at least twice a month. Guess why. Because it feels so g...
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by
acdd123
on Sep 26, 2017
Mature
It was three years since Sophie and Bob's wedding day. They had been going out for 4 years prior to that so they knew each other very well before they committed to married life. They were both very committed to their careers and they earnt a lot between them so they had decided to put thoughts of a family on hold until they were married. Sophie had experienc...
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by
erossmantic
on Sep 3, 2017
Erotic Couplings
THE DRAFT
Sexual tension grew with each passing week between Steve and Jen. The two worked for the same New York marketing firm. Jen was a three-year veteran in the office; Steve was the newbie, stolen from a competitor two months before. Both were good at what they did, competitive in their work and admirers of the other. While the company discouraged inne...
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by
baubleheadz
on Jul 18, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
Journal Entry 11-11-2017
I don't know exactly how to explain this, but who else do I tell; I have mixed feelings about all of this so I'm going to tell you the story of my experiences, maybe writing this all down will help me sort it all out.
So, Dear Journal,
Since I don't write in you often, I'll have to start from the beginning and tell you everythin...
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by
SunrockSin
on Sep 1, 2017
How To
The Survivor Contest is one of the more controversial aspects of Literotica with many writers vehemently opposing the contest, many others simply oblivious to it, many interested enough to give it a try and some so vested in the competition they will spend hours arguing over it in the forums. Of the many positive and negative aspects of the game, one of the...
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(Any underaged character in the original works are 18 or older in this story.)
If you are a warrior of the Hord, you do not get to choose who you marry. The year after you turn 18, you and everyone else in your age group are seperated between boys and girls. You then are each to do combat trials. The boy with the best score marrys the girl with the best scor...
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