by
ReedRichards
on Feb 6, 2018
Loving Wives
This is kind of a strange story, but I put it in Loving Wives because that's where the prequel is. Just a couple of brief, very brief, sex parts, mostly humor, and I tried to offend just about everyone with this. Don't take it seriously.
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"Oh, my fucking head!" I groaned, audibly, but everything seemed really strange, my memory kind of weird. I don't...
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by
MarshAlien
on Sep 13, 2017
NonHuman
Previously, on Lawyer, Lawyer: In the 2020s, Jason Thompson, the protagonist of Living Dolls and Living Dolls: The Director's Cut has become a best-selling, award-winning writer (much like the author of this piece, except for the best-selling, award-winning part). He is stunned to learn that the one of the "living dolls" he enjoyed in his senior year of high...
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by
oldestgenxer
on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A lot of people on the right, when they discuss Hilary Rodham Clinton, invariably bring her physical characteristics into it. Because they disagree with her, they think she is ugly. And she has "cankles."
Well, I don't think so. I think she's hot, actually. But I have a think for bitches. In my mind, she is Queen Bitch. That makes her even hotter.
There ha...
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Reviews & Essays
I just recently ended my longtime subscription to Hustler magazine, and I couldn't be happier! I also considered ending my longtime subscription to Playboy magazine, but I very reluctantly went ahead and renewed because of their nude celebrity pictorials, which, as far as I'm concerned, is the only good thing about the magazine anymore. Playboy and Hustler h...
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by
Toxico
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
Lies are constantly perpetuated by organizations and believed by enough voting citizens to create illogical laws that cripple and disable our society. Because the United States is a pure capitalist society, most of the ongoing problems American citizens face can be directly or indirectly attributed to private and public organizations' desire to increase inco...
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by
HughMungus1
on Jan 21, 2020
Humor & Satire
"When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right, is of no consequence."
― Gary Lloyd
"Handjobs! What supremely beautiful fuck invented these release valves on hellish servitude?!" Mike Oxhard silently pondered, as the six-foot tall, charcoal cherub pounded the middle of his swollen staff, while the Asian exotic dancer pa...
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by
LargoKitt
on Sep 12, 2017
First Time
There was this one woman who brought her dog to the beach. It was always just around 5:00 when almost all the mothers and kids had gone home to dinner and only the people who liked the quiet and the evening and its cooler sun were around.
He knew he should ask her to leave. Dogs were not allowed on the beach. It said so, loud and clear, on the sign next to...
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by
Badlands1
on Oct 6, 2020
Humor & Satire
"When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right, is of no consequence."
― Gary Lloyd
"Handjobs! What supremely beautiful fuck invented these release valves on hellish servitude?!" Mike Oxhard silently pondered, as the six-foot tall, charcoal cherub pounded the middle of his swollen staff, while the Asian exotic dancer pa...
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by
Nemo of Utopia
on Sep 26, 2017
Fantasy
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by
gunhilltrain
on Sep 24, 2019
Reviews & Essays
I was never a huge fan of the late singer Phoebe Snow, but it was impossible to reach maturity in the 1970s and not know about her. Her first two albums went Gold on the U.S. charts. In January, 1975 her single "Poetry Man" was #5 on the charts and #1 for adult contemporary. She made the cover of Rolling Stone in June of that year.
She didn't quite reach th...
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