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At The Zoo: Nonfiction

by MathGirl on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

A couple of weeks ago I went to the zoo in Golden Gate Park. I was in the Pachyderm House, which is a very large building which houses very large animals having lots of skin; mostly gray and all huge. In the middle is a large floor area for visitors, and the animals are arranged around the edges. No bars, just sort of a ditch and railing to separate critters...

Malomar Ch. 02

by lucki_271 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

In another part of Malomar a hunter learns his place in the cycle of life. ***** Naga are not to be underestimated. Naga are not to be trifled with. Naga are serious business. All these lessons resounded in Chris Urin's head. Lessons he had been taught by his father, his grandfather, and his uncle. Monster hunting was the Urin family legacy, and since the...

Hairy Pecker & the Sorcerer's Cock Ch. 02

by BigDonGStone on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Hairy stared at the woman incredulously. Either she was the dumbest woman Hairy had ever seen or the biggest prude. The male and female hippos were doing what male and female hippos do on a hot day during mating season. Yet here was the woman dragging her two young daughters, attempting to cover their eyes, and all the while screaming at a young zookeeper...

Samantha and the Wolf Ch. 04

by JayLikestoRead on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Amanda is two months old, and my wallet is as thick with pictures as you'd expect it to be. Sam has been back at work for a month. I went back the next week. We staggered our FMLA time in case we had an unforeseen need, like difficulty finding day care or Amanda having special medical needs. Happily, everything was normal, and I had a week alone with my daug...

The Sound of Dirty Laundry

by l8lastnight on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Ka-dung! Ka-dung! Ka-dung! "Mm-huh?" Caitlyn groaned as the rude racket wrenched her from her sleep. Lying on her belly, the side of her face mashed up against her pillow, she blinked her bleary eyes. She saw nothing. She dragged her fingers, pulling aside her hair draped across her face then blinked again. No good; pitch dark. To her dismay she confirmed...

FNaF ENF

by Charlotte123 on Apr 22, 2025

In this universe, the animatronics are just sentient AI and not possessed, and they are all anatomically correct. This can lead to embarrassing situations after hours. There are also non-animatronic animal characters like Charlie (novel version) and Vanny. Which FNaF girl will be become an ENF? (ENM is okay too)What's next? Vanny...

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How To Do a Good Knight's Work

by ANiceGuy on Aug 29, 2017
Humor & Satire

Sir Buckles was just sitting down to his usual breakfast of mushed oats and insect bits when he heard the front bell chime announcing an arrival. Only the kings messengers dared ring at this hour of the morning. Well maybe not just the messengers. He had told that cute little wench at the Bull Frog inn that she could stop by today to watch him practice joust...

SirBuckles Ch. 1

by ANiceGuy on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

Everyone in this story is older than 18, well maybe except for the guest Cobra They don’t live that long but in Cobra years it’s 18. Of course Sir Buckles is older than dirt. * * * * * Sir Buckles huffed and puffed as the young wench bounced up and down on his "Short sword" as the wench liked to call his cock. …and it really wasn’t all that short at 6 inch...

Futanari Monsters

by Lhoon666 on Apr 29, 2025

These stories take place in a universe where futanari monster girls are not only abundant, but the only truly "intelligent" life forms that exist. From monsters to aliens, choose your character and choose your path. The list below has a general list of creatures that will be updated over time. |Futa Creatures List & Classification| (Monsters) -...

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Samantha and the Wolf

by JayLikestoRead on Nov 4, 2019
Erotic Couplings

My friend Jeff's wife Katie was about to graduate from law school, and they invited me to her graduation party. As far as I knew, Jeff would be the only one I knew there, but I didn't have anything else going on that weekend, so I figured I may as well. It turned out Jeff is friends with Carl, my mechanic, who brought chili. I occasionally experiment with di...