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The Banks of the River Ch. 01

by sandollar04 on Sep 17, 2017
Group Sex

Hidden far away in the Texas hill country, down many winding roads that cut through the mountain cedar trees and limestone hills lays a crystal blue river. The river is so clean and so beautiful, that many times, a person can see straight to the bottom of it. Downstream, a lake that holds world records for Black Bass has been dammed and has become a favorite...

History Of Cheating Wives Ch. 02

by leapyearguy on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

For all the curious readers that asked for it, this is number two (Yeah I'm sure a lot of you will think it is a big steaming pile of number 2) in this extremely accurate historical tale of 'cheatin' wives. Remember this is a story, and only a story. It is not intended to piss off any one group of wankers. No actual animals were harmed in the portrayal you a...

Darci - Real Estate Career Beginning

by Jamie753 on Jan 16, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Darci had come in late due to her real estate class graduation ceremony and since she didn't have anything else scheduled she had begun studying for her upcoming real estate license test when she received a call. "Darci could you come into my office?" John Parnell asked. John Parnell was the owner and CEO of Parnell Real Estate and the man mostly responsibl...

Restoring the Castle Ch. 02

by olivias on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

She had just cleared past the grape vines of the Mountain Castle winery and knew she was back on her mother's land for the first time in nearly seven years. Ally stopped on the side of the narrow, winding, graveled road up into the mountains in a fold between the southern slope of Mount Marshall and a shorter mountain called The Peak, northwest of the small...

Gigolo Ch. 02

by grantvigor on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This time of year, darkness came early, but not early enough for me to get some warm up business before Vera turned up in her limo and took me to the hotel. I'd decided to dress in a £3,500 suit I'd bought earlier in the day, but this was nothing to what she met me in the restaurant with. She wore a slinky red dress with matching and rather skimpy lingerie....

Life in Hell

by ReedRichards on Feb 6, 2018
Loving Wives

This is kind of a strange story, but I put it in Loving Wives because that's where the prequel is. Just a couple of brief, very brief, sex parts, mostly humor, and I tried to offend just about everyone with this. Don't take it seriously. ***** "Oh, my fucking head!" I groaned, audibly, but everything seemed really strange, my memory kind of weird. I don't...

Hunting Dead Man's Hill

by Jenny_Jackson on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Hedge Johnson's boots crunched and slipped noisily through the snow covered stubble field. There was not an animal within five miles that had not heard him coming. But yet, he clutched the trusty 12 gauge shotgun to his chest ready in hopes that some wayward covey of quail, deaf pheasant or brain damaged chucker would suddenly spring up in front of his sight...

Death Penalty for a Ghost in 中国 01-03

by KIMCANCER3040 on Jul 14, 2020
Non-Erotic

一 "What, no way this place was built on execution grounds! You're kidding, right?" Marco asked in a cynical tone, his eyes thinned. Then he hung his head back down to his plate, picked awkwardly with his chopsticks through a heap of oily sliced cabbages slathered in red chilis and chopped garlic. "Nope, it's true, I heard it from Jim, the Chinese teacher w...

Half a World Away

by JimBob44 on Sep 11, 2017
Mature

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. * "Fucking skank!" "No! No! Please!" "Go ahead, Terri! Fuck the stupid bitch up!" "Retard!" "I won't do it no more!" He heard the shrill voices, one more shrill than the others as the owner of that voice pleaded for mercy. He grabbed his shotgun and ra...

The Wild Bikini Girls One Year On

by Subtext on Jun 3, 2019
Fetish

After that scat fight experience that summer I became a bit of a recluse. I laid around in bed a lot and peered into the woods from my window with my telescope when I got bored. But I always wore those panties the mother had put on me that day knowing that they belonged to her weird daughter, Darleen. I saw Darleen on the bus almost daily the next school yea...