Author's note: This falls under the "satire" portion of this category. This story is dedicated to a select group of people who leave public feedback, many – but not all – of whom share the same name. * I was really looking forward to getting home. It'd been a long-ass day and I was hoping for maybe a little sex with my wife. When they made up that bit a...
A Not So Funny Joke On Modern Times This Guy walks into a Bar....... As his eyes adjust to the dim lighting and his nose tries to adapt to the stench, Guy sees his PI sitting at the bar. He walked over next to her. While waiting for the bartender to come down to this end, Guy watches the eyes of the PI in the mirror. She tilts her head towards her right sh...
I stood at the register in Wal-Mart. The cashier handed me 'the register closed sign' to put on the end of the belt. She was an older woman, probably about fifty. That was fine since I was fifty-four. Her hair was full and red, that I liked. "Done for the day." I said. "I get off in fifteen minutes. I really need to find someone to get in trouble with." Sh...
Notes & Disclaimers: This story is set in a land far, far away where unsafe sex has no consequences; a land where HIV/AIDS, Hepatitis, and other STDs don’t exist. PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME! It is fiction...it is FANTASY! This story is a work of FICTION! None of the characters or events herein is based on real people, either living or dead. It was produ...
I have had a relatively tame sex life only having bedded three women during my first 58 years of life while my latest wife has had sex with 65 men she will admit to and I suspect the real number is much higher. A big part of our love making is her relating how all those sexual encounters occurred or her reading Literotica or Penthouse letters especially tho...
We went on a long trip, and at the end of the trip we were in Singapore. We stayed at a four-star hotel called the Orchard, which unbeknownst to us (or maybe my husband knew and didn't tell me...) was right beside a building known for its bars and nightclubs catering to visiting businessmen and ex-pats (we discovered that the popular name for it was "four fl...
Aftermath This brings us up to Dec 2010 and our most significant event - and introduces Robert, our Bull and future Master Dec 2010 -- It's been 6 years since that vacation to Jamaica. When we got back we intended to return to our normal Vanilla existence. But we couldn't -- too much had happened. As Jaye put it, the door had been opened to something dee...
My wife and I have been swinging for a few years now. Many of our adventures have been written about right here on this site. A couple things we have never been involved in gang bangs or full on orgies. I know my wife likes the thought of having either one as do I. So seeing that it is harder to find a bunch of couples to get together with, and single men ar...
You hear all the time of people discovering the partners cheating, I never thought it would happen to me, but it seems I was wrong. Did I come home early, did I, or someone see them together? No. I found out because my mates brother in law is a priest. Confession was it, again no. It was because he got arrested, you already know what for, he is a priest afte...
Believe or not, I am a fan of Matt M stories, MM is one hell of a writer. You know a writer is good when his writing can walk you right into the messed up trials of marriage and then piss you off to the core. This story was inspired by MM. While I'm not in his class when it comes to writing, I'll try it just for fun. * Bob Jackson was a simple man. All he...