I hate waking up before noon. I hate being told what do, how to do it, or what to say. I hate having to be around individuals that irritate me. I hate working for other people. However, I hate being hungry and sleeping on the streets. They top my list of Things I Hate and I was therefore willing to overlook hates number three, four, five, and six. I got up...
Well, another long Christmas night has just come to an end. And it was a very long night of toy deliveries. People just don’t seem to sleep during the night like they used to do. It gets hectic being Santa Claus these days, trying to avoid late night partiers, all-night workmen, up-too-late kids, and newer home security systems. It’s hectic and tiring. One t...
Once again we return to hear about Gary Roldern, the retired, divorced and rather under endowed ex policeman who happens to like gardening. Indeed not only does he like to garden but has a garden and in that garden is a shed. A shed, as recounted in the eponymous 'The Garden Shed,' where he was wont to daydream about women and the naughty things one could,...
"Oh shit, Carmen how you been? Still selling popcorn at this dump I see," Steve asked surprised to see his ex-girlfriend. "Yeah I'm still here, it's easy. Are you here alone?" Carmen asked excited to see her old lover. "I'm waiting for my wife. I'm meeting her to see that new chick flick Estrogen Armageddon." "I heard that sucked, when did you get married...
"Come over hoe, we are so fucking bored," Maria said as soon as Christine answered her phone. "Are you at your parents house? I don't want to kick it there, I want to get high." "I'm over at Tony's pad. Don't worry his roommates are gone, It's just us two." "Are you sure Maria? Because I can't stand those fucks." "I'm sure. Bring some shit over, yeah? I...
The phone rang three times before my wife was able to answer it. I had been outside this Saturday afternoon working in our garden and just came in the door to hear the phone ring. I didn’t know who she was talking to. From her responses on the phone, it seemed to me some one was flirting with her. After a few minutes, she asked me if it was alright for J...
For the Hessians, rape was evidently a normal part of making war. Anything portable, they took; anything burnable, they burned, and any woman they caught, of any age, they raped brutally and repeatedly. They also had other nasty habits including an almost inbred inability to take prisoners. And they seemed to love using the bayonet while most of the American...
Emma was a lonely woman. She lived in her apartment, apart from society. With no friends or relatives, Emma used to spend long days by herself without much to do except work. Emma was a religious woman. She would pray every night for a better life, for a message from above that showed her the path to take. She used to go to church, until she was caught mas...
Cindy and Sky climbed into the back seat of Tyrone's black Tahoe. The ride was a little rough due to the oversized wheels and tires. The windows were blacked out. Tyrone sat in the front seat with the driver who was thick and about six foot two; Tyrone called him Clay. In the back seat with the girls was Lex. He was about six four and thin as a rail. Soon L...
--- Week 1 -- Wednesday --- Arriving home, I needed some time till my brain started working again. I had a hard time processing everything that had happened. The arrogance and casualness with which D-Rod had showed me up in the strip mall left me totally aghast. Even more, I was shocked about myself for letting it happen all too easily! It felt like I had...