(All characters depicted in any form of sexual activity are 18 years of age or older) I would like to thank my editor Todger65. Sunday I was in paradise. I was surrounded by dancing buxom beauties, all of whom are as naked as the day they were born. Then out of the group of goddesses two began approaching me. One was a mature blonde bombshell with a round...
Meet Lloyd Finkelstein, a six-foot-tall, lean, red-haired and green-eyed young man living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. He works for CBC as a systems analyst, which makes him a glorified geek, something he's been since his halcyon days as a computer programmer at the University of Ottawa. If you were to look at Lloyd, he'd seem bland and basically harmless...
I am riding my bike home from a long day at work. I'm really pumping hard working to get to the top of the hill I am climbing. I am enjoying the feeling of my legs screaming at me and the pulse of pleasure each time my asshole and taint rubs against my seat. As I turn the corner I spot two older men on the outside of their van setting up a parasail. I stop m...
THIS IS A SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL Queens, New York 2006 Carrie Heffernan came home one evening, just as her husband Doug and his friends were starting their poker game. She was in a foul mood because her supervisor at work told her that her Queens accent would be a problem for her getting promoted by her Manhattan bosses. "Yeah Spence, put your...
I set my drink on the nightstand carefully and opened up my drawer of toys. I skimmed through the options: Bullet vibe? No, batteries were probably almost dead from how much I'd used it recently. The little clit stimulator? No, not tonight. My hand stopped, almost without my direction, on my black dildo. It was my largest, at 10". The kind of thing you buy f...
This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It's fun, but it ain't real. This is a freaky fuck parody series about my wife Serena Williams and I. I've been married to tennis mega star, Serena Williams, six months. We have a great... And very sexually satisfying... Relationship. She understands my freaky and sleazy side and she indulges me. We have an open relat...
Back in the day whenever I was in college my roommate and I were invited to join a popular sorority. Julie and I were both excited to be invited because of all the sororities at the school, this one was the most popular. "Since you're pledges, you need to do what we tell you and when we tell you," chapter president Amy told us. "If you show that you're Phi...
"What?" Hazel Johnson screamed "Yeah Mamma, it was her." Malik said. "And so I sat down with the woman and asked her where she got her 'white whore' and she said she took her from some big dumb retard named Clarence because he was so stupid that he shared her with this Jazmine woman. "That big dumb fucker! I'll kill him for this!" Hazel shouted. Hazel Joh...
The story is based on my memories from back in 1992. Back then I was working as a caretaker in a public school. A coworker of mine was a strange guy with a lot of strange story's back from the old days in the steel mill. He even had published a book about the life in mill, mostly a book with a lot of black and white pictures. One day we was visiting a plu...
I explained about my further questioning of my wife and how it hurt me when she couldn't remember the details of last night. Jackie looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Michael, you don't need a massage therapist, what you need is a psychiatrist . . . or maybe a good bartender." We had a good laugh over that. She cupped my face in her hands then softly pull...