This is a freaktacular sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. "Damn Courtney, you can pound the blow." My old partying buddy and current ho, Courtney Love and I, were doing lines in a motel in Hollywood. We were in between fuck sessions and getting wired for our next session. Courtney has a great body. I just looked at it while she snorted my yayo. That sexy...
Lethem 6/90 *** Everything in this story is actually happened. Maybe not all at the same time or in the same exact sequence, and some stuff that happened on different trips gets conflated in my mind, but that's a consequence of time going by. It just keeps on doing that ya know. *** All of the inadequately described and yet quite enjoyable sexual activi...
"OK, we're there," he said as the limo pulled up in front of the glass and steel skyscraper. "Get ready." Emma started to reach for her dress, the glittering little black party garment a pile on the floor of the stretch limo. He halted her movement before his cock fully slipped out of her sex. Pulling her back down onto his lap, he grinned at the resulting...
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha Just a quick, fun little story... I had a couple versions of this rattling around in my mind and decided to go with this one. I know some of the critics will probably go bananas with the direction of the story, but I decided to have a bit of fun with it. Enjoy, and as always, thank you for your comments and feedback. The drill instru...
The pieces of music coincident or referred to, within the story are the following, in order: 'One Last Breath' – Creed (AKM Melodic remix); 'Without You' – Manu Zain (Silk Music); 'Horizon' – Seven Lions, Tritonal & Kill The Noise Feat. HALIENE. *** The Canadian black spruce Christmas tree was standing righteously in its corner, full of fairy lights and su...
It was morning, and the sky was blue. You'd think after a refreshing night's sleep I'd have been fit and raring to go, like any normal forty-something married woman with stuff needing to be done around the house. Ha ha. Instead, I continued to lie in bed, on my back, my legs apart, my knees raised, like I was in some erotic trance or something, which I supp...
Valentine's Day is usually the day that my baby caters to and pamper me, but this year it's all about him. Valentine's Day is going to start for him from the moment I wake up until I put him to sleep tonight. He is going to have an awesome day!!! It's 6:30 am, 30 minutes before my love has to get up for work. I have a big smile on my face as I fix a huge br...
Better than Disney Land From my memoirs... This is an anthology of sorts. This is the account of how my girlfriend (who four years later became my wife) and I enjoyed our first partner swapping experience. The title is a reference to Disney Land in California, we had plans to go but canceled at the last minute because we wanted to save money. My wife (M...
Cast : James (Me) Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory) Ronda (Ronda Rousey) Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory) Spence (The King Of Queens) Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory) And Cameo By : Betty White (Herself) Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
It wasn't my first time in LA, but I still wanted to be a "tourist." My girlfriend and I were taking a "break," from each other. She claimed she needed to "find," herself...she needed space to figure out what she wanted and whatever. I didn't give a crap. I figured this was a time where I could take a break from life. Work was stressful and everything with T...