Stacey got home after another day of exhausting work, typical of her life, and started to prepare a TV dinner, lacking the energy at the moment to do anything else. She would have to feed the baby, and wait for her husband to get home from another night out drinking after work. Honestly, she thought, is he ever going to care more about me than about his prec...
The following is a complete and unabridged list of the ten best reasons that no female should ever be afflicted by or otherwise have the misfortune of being my girlfriend. The reason this is being done is to simplify and streamline the rejection procedure. From now on all females can now simply quote the reason by number rather than actually explaining or ot...
Can pocket tits replace women, as dildos and vibrators have replaced men? "Hey, Vinnie, what you doin' standing there like that?" Angelo walked across the street to where his friend was standing with his hands in his pockets and smiling. "What you mean?" Vinnie stopped smiling, but did not remove his hands from his pockets. "You look like a fool smilin'...
My beautiful friend Belle now liked to come over whenever her boyfriend was out of town and do things together with me. Her boyfriend was very conservative, and did not like her to wear anything that was in the least bit provocative. Belle was a beautiful woman, with beautiful ebony skin, a great smile, and a fantastic body. One Saturday, we were sitting ar...
Dee left around 8:30am and did not return until after 1pm, I was going crazy waiting to find out what happened. She said she seen Matt just after she started her walk and told him when she finishes she can get coffee if he still wants. They barely did two laps and they were off to the coffee shop. When he was leading her towards his apartment building to his...
My wife and I dated but broke up when I graduated and left for the Navy. She still had three years in high school and who knew where the USN would take me. For the next couple years we dated others, still keep in touch, and hung out when I was on leave from the Navy. She asked me her senior year to take her to the prom and wear my uniform and I said yes. I k...
Have you ever heard of magnetic boobs? No, not the kind that are magnetic to look at, but the kind of boobs that are attracted to other magnets? Can't happen? Well, according to my mother and the work of a well-known Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, it can, and it has happened to my best friend from college. I met Samantha in our sorority during rush. She was...
This story is a work of fiction. ***** My wife Claudia arrived from her long trip the other day. In the parking lot and in the backseat of my car Claudia sat and extended her sweaty bare feet for me to lick them clean, I did that in total submission before we went home. Claudia brought with her a mix of special plants and she told me that I had to boil t...
I'm reminded of the fable of "The Grasshopper and the Ant," where the ant spends all summer and fall preparing for the harsh winter while the grasshopper plays. The grasshopper tells the ant he is silly for working so hard, that food is abundant and the weather's far too nice to be working. Of course, the ant warns the foolish grasshopper that winter is comi...
Blue is for boys, pink is for girls. Boys play with Matchbox cars and G.I. Joe while girls get My Little Pony and Barbie. Boys want to grow up and be astronauts, scientists, firefighters; girls want to be ballerinas, secretaries, and teachers. There are so many stereotypes inundated in society that pertain to gender that it's ridiculous, especially since the...