The November breeze was chilling as Sarah Summers stood naked, with her hands behind her head, outside the Hooters restaurant where she worked. Being under the silent, watchful gaze of the judge was creating pulsating shockwaves throughout her body, making it almost impossible to remain entirely still. Breathe in, breathe out, she reminded herself, her ove...
I'm a pretty regular guy. Leading a regular life. If ever I win a contest, or a lottery, I'd be the one exclaiming "Wow, I've never won anything like that in my entire life," as the balloons come falling from the ceiling as I accept some oversized check with my name on it. I'm an honest guy, doing an honest living, albeit in a mundane, dead-end kinda job....
Ahhhhh. It's good to be back. Nice vacation in Hawaii with Ronda, but I'm an agent, best in the damn biz. LA LA Land is my home... my jungle, and I'm the king of it. "TIMMY... GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" I yell for my young assistant Timmy. He's annoying sometimes and gets in the way here and there, but... Yeah, he's a pain. Timmy runs into my office. "Yes sir?"...
It's A Daytona 500 Party, Your Own Hooters Girl Included It's a beautiful Sunday morning, and I'm off to church. Hubby is opting out today because the 1st Nascar race of the year starts promptly at noon. He decided to stay at home and make up a few batches of hot wings for the party we were having. I get done with church and get back home about 10 minutes...
Anna Nicole Smith took her seat in the briefing room ready for the top secret sting operation that was about to go down. At the front of the crowded room stood the Chief of the agency. "Okay ladies and gents this is the deal. Anthony Barelle, one of the nastiest organized crime bosses in this country is in town tonight and tonight only," said the C...
"Hey, Bill, what company is going to be in the booth next to us?" asked Jack, as he was watching three men unload a strange looking contraption. "I don't know. Let's take a break and walk over there." Said Jack. Introductions were made all around and Rafael started explaining that this handy-dandy little item can produce hours of entertainment. As they bol...
These are the smuttiest, dirtiest, ugliest most beautiful, wonderful, special kind of nights you will ever have as a ROCKSTAR. I've had one or two...hundred...and they've come in all different shapes and sizes... Mostly XL and XXL... One of my more memorable ones took place in Las Vegas... Before I begin this story, a little later in it I make an example...
I met Jennifer during the 2012 presidential campaign. We were both working as volunteers for the Georgia Republican party. At the time, I was in charge of a group of 12 campaign volunteers. I first noticed her when she spoke up during one of our staff meetings. I was captivated by her radiant blue eyes, long natural red hair, and perky little body. She wei...
Hi, my name is George Tasker and I'm the author of the Agent Hooters adventures you'll find on this site. If you haven't read any of them, they're a kind of parody putting Anna Nicole Smith in the role of a sexy secret agent. What you're about to read is a 100% true recount of an adventure that happened in real life to me less than a week ago. Well, there I...
'To hell with it, and to hell with you too,' I yelled, hearing an edge of hysteria in my voice. 'I'll fucking decide what sort of day I need. The sort of day I need is one where I wake up and my fucking leg's where it ought to be and I don't get assholes asking me to choose the prosthesis I like best. Now fuck off and die.' I threw the phone at the wall and...