Horse Shit Stories

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How to Beat a Dead Horse

by Vix_Giovanni on Mar 17, 2020
How To

This story is part of The 750 Word Project. Thank you jezzazz and Laurel for organizing this year's event! Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy! All characters are over eighteen. All rights are reserved. ____________________ The first thing to keep in mind is that you're attacking something that's dead. Caput. So, don't presume this exercise is...

Lawless Liberty Ch. 03

by CaffeineFetish on Mar 23, 2020
Novels and Novellas

June 6, 1883 -Liberty- The sun is starting to rise. I lean against the door frame of the hunting shack, and light a cigarette I pulled from the pocket of the Frenchmen. It's my turn to keep watch while Justin and Jesus are resting. Justin certainly needs it the most, so after we patched him up, he damn near passed out. Jesus didn't sleep at all, so even wh...

Appointment in Balmorhea Ch. 02

by lukeadams on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Sena was between movies. Sierra was between semesters. They had talked repeatedly about a road trip, just the two of them. Why not now? "Okay," Sierra said. "Oregon or Montana?" For the first time in awhile, Sena reminded Sierra that she loved filming Big Texan, in southwest Texas. Trust me, that part of Texas is beautiful, like southern Colorado, Sena exp...

Her Enormous Son Ch. 06

by kimberlykitten on Sep 19, 2017
Interracial Love

Shelly wasn't really that attractive but she wasn't butt ugly. She is in between being a little bit cute and average ugly if there is such a thing. She would be drop dead gorgeous to a bunch of nerds and geeks and member's of the chest team. She was hot in a nerdish kind of way. None to less, she had some eye popping huge titties jutting from her chest insid...

My Family's Nudist Colony? Ch. 06

by regularguy13 on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

When they rode into the stable, Tracey called out a greeting from a stall where she was shoveling horse shit. Tracey came forward wearing rubber boots and gloves that had brown streaks on them. She asked, "Hey guys, how did you like your ride? Give me a couple of minutes to wash up and then I'll help you dismount." The odor of manure filled the air. Dave e...

Weaver of Love

by MaxwellSpanx on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

The carriage rocked from side to side while William de Mort gazed out of the open window. His eyes fixed on a castle that dominated the lush green valley. The castle's tall rectangular keep sat secure behind a stone ring of imposing fortifications. Still, the young Baron felt unimpressed and slammed the shutter closed. "To think I inherited this... No wonder...

The Trish/Mickie Saga Ch. 05

by wwekiller on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Part 5 Staying on the Farm Yes it was been a long time between chapters I know and I'm sorry but I always wanted to do more of this series and not let it die even if this chapter took an almost Star Wars prequel age to appear and I know how much people do really enjoy this saga so hopefully I will keep it going with better timing between chapters. Huge than...

Dark Stag Ch. 08

by StillnessIsTheTruth on Sep 13, 2017
First Time

ROI: Richard and I stood in the shared vanity, getting ready for the morning breakfast. He didn't look too joyous this morning, even deeper in thought than he normally was. He sighed, his eyes falling down to the countertop. The boy reached in his pocket pulling out a flask. "Brija came across this not too long ago..." Richard began, "In the lounge..."...

Silvertree Chronicles Bk. 01 Ch. 18

by EmotionalStorm on May 18, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Silvertree Chronicles Book One, Chapter 18, The World Awaits (Enhanced Edition) Synopsis: The life of Eldar Silvertree from graduation at the prestigious Elven Academy and desire to leave it behind; only to return full circle to shake Elven Society to the core. ***Inspired by multiple fantasy environments. Not endorsed by any of them. © EmotionalStorm Apri...

Game Bet

by BuckAustin on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

It all started when our head Cheerleader, Carol, got a mysterious note in the mail. The Turkey River Jr. College Cheerleaders, wanted to make an unusual bet on the football game with Charleston Tech. It sounded like a sure thing that would be exciting, especially since our team had been on a winning streak this year. Winning streak was an understatement, no...