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Norwegian Wood Ch. 02

by Harddaysknight on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

Gloria was insatiable when she returned from her little hostess gig in the penthouse. I made a mental note to start getting Viagra in bulk and to shed some weight. If my wife wanted a lot of sex, I should not be an obstacle to her desires. I managed to cum three times that night and Gloria never really seemed to stop with hers. They simply rolled on. I had n...

The Rocking Horse

by SuiteDreams on Dec 12, 2018
BDSM

PART I - Abduction I awoke feeling cold, stiff, and restrained?!!!... What the?!... Where am I?! The last thing I could remember was falling asleep next to my husband. Now I opened my eyes to a completely dark room; cold, damp and uninviting. I was hunched over in a sitting position, naked, alone. My hands and legs were tied to whatever I was sitting on and...

The Champion Ch. 04

by drawandstrike on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 4: Intrigue And so the first week passed. When the sun set at last the following day, the girls gathered in the dining hall, and as Danae hung back, a smile playing at her lips, the drawing was held again. The remaining 27 girls crowded forward eagerly to draw their straws, and 11 of them them retreated dissapointed. Then blonde buxom Asta pulled f...

Not A Monk

by abroadsword on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Disclaimer, The characters hereby depicted are entirely fictional and any resemblance to people living or dead is inevitable owing to the ordinariness of the folks described. ============================ It was high school senior prom night, I lay in my bed watching dark clouds scudding across the moon as I listened to the sounds of the night, cric...

Pig Dicks and Broomsticks

by TxRad on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

"How do you like the new attachment for my broom?" Abigail asked her long time friend, Nora. Nora looked at the corkscrewed eight-inch handle sticking out from the side of Abigail's broom. "So you're still afraid of falling off, are you? I figured you'd be over that by now. It's been a couple of hundred years since you learned to ride." "It was that damned...

Virgil's Adventures

by SilasCrowley on Nov 6, 2019
Fantasy

The furnaces of Baddock billow with smoke ahead of you, downhill. It is not a pretty place to look at: although most buildings are masonry and concrete, you can see even from almost two miles away how they're held together by huge bands of steel and joined by metal bolts, all of which are rusted to varying extremes. The weathered frontier town looks slumly b...

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Luck Pt. 07 - The Morning After

by WhimsicalRepertoire on Dec 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The Morning After ---- Alanna awoke alone in the abandoned, dim library, lying on her bedroll. A strong headache rolled over her as she moaned, and pressed two fingers to her temple, casting a restoration spell. "I did not miss you, morning headaches," Alanna thought to herself, reminding herself of the copious drink she and Talos had the previous nigh...

Training Session

by HiddenScribe on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Her name was Trish and she loved horses. She liked boys and she liked girls too. But she loved horses. So it was no surprise when she got a job training horses for a well-to-do woman in northern Georgia. Trish worked twelve hour days, wrestling 500 pound animals, making them bend to her will, so that they could become disciplined, prancing, tassel--laden s...

Michelle, My Belle Ch. 4

by Kimmie on Sep 16, 2017
Group Sex

I was a little disoriented when I woke up Saturday morning. I don't remember how I got there but I was lying on the bed between Eric and Troy. Michelle was nowhere to be seen. I sighed as I remembered the fun of last night and wondered what today might bring. I knew it wouldn't bring anything nice if I didn't take a bath right now so I quietly climbed over...

Confessions of a Rust Belt Swinger 12

by QuazarMachismo on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Note: This stand-alone story is part of our continuing adventures in swinging. It is also the last chapter of the story. Thanks to all who have read some or all of these tales, and I appreciate all of the comments, good and bad, that I've received. I hope you found at least some of these stories humorous. Chapter 12: In Da Club 4 -- Vampires, Boobies & Blo...