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Fresh Single Mom

by Cocktopia on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I noticed a classic yummy mummy watching her young child play on the equipment at the fast food restaurant, at the same time as I was sitting outside stealing their free internet. She'd kept her young figure post-birth, with 34DD breasts setting off a thing frame and slender legs with muscular calves. She looked like the joke about single moms being pole da...

My Sex Life Ch. 28

by Slutty_Julie on Sep 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Chapter 28: On The Way Home If you are driving along the A6093 between Dalkeith and Haddington, just after you enter Pencaitland there is a turning on the right, immediately after the malting works, that leads up a dirt track road to the Pencaitland Railway carpark (if you are going in the opposite direction, it's on the left just before you leave the vill...

Review: A Hot Summer Night

by velvetpie on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

G-String Divas, A Hot Summer Night. Starring Summer. Stripper Summer was caught up in a murder case. Summer is a dark blonde with C cup fake breasts and a slim build. She starts out by saying that she loves the human body and that it's a beautiful thing; it's the best work of art she's ever seen. She likes to walk around naked and likes to see her body. H...

Derby Line Marriage Ch. 09

by jtuf on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Patrick was glad to be back home in Montreal. He sat at his computer trying to make sense of the events on his trip to New York City. Googling "Chelsea" brought descriptions of the neighborhood. It was a hotbed of LGBT activity. So that's what those lesbians were warning me about. Patrick opened the website of the Chelsea Art Museum. It featured a collection...

Memoirs of Kitty Siam Ch. 24

by kitty_siam on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Memoirs of Kitty Siam – Scorched Earth. Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man – Klingon proverb It took an hour or so before our team was assembled in the library. At first, most of those commanded by the prince to be there were not sure why they were taken away from their homes and family to be ushered into the great library. I ga...

My Cute Little Goth Girl Ch. 04

by naive_rose_corsette on Sep 18, 2017
BDSM

She was pouty, and seemed very disappointed in herself. I finally pulled her back into my lap and grabbed two clothes pins from my coffee table and placed them on her nipples. I laid her with her chest extensions between my legs and started fingering her. She was getting hot again, but I this time restrained her from her orgasm. And that would be her punishm...

Edith Ann

by Bakeboss on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

Everyone says that Edith Ann and I make a strange couple and yes, I guess, I have to agree. Even the way we met was unusual; my sister entered me in a 'Bid on a Date With' charity auction. I agreed only because my sister told me I had no choice. The night of the auction, I had car trouble and was so late I was auctioned off sight unseen and Edith Ann won me...

Swinging in Ontario Ch. 02

by harryandlori on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

The three of us sat in our van. Ann Marie had asked if we were up for more partying. How could we say no? I have to admit that I was secretly checking out Ann Marie during the party. She wore a beige blouse and a tight black miniskirt. She had a very strong sex appeal to her. Ann's body figure was not anywhere compared to Lori's; however, she had big breast,...

Orchard

by Lenny on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Tricia was not having one of her best days. Neighbors had made enough noise to wake the dead last night and it had been difficult to fall asleep. And, once asleep, the old dream came back. It had been years since 'the incident' but the old nightmares rear their ugly heads from time to time and this one had been a monster: trying to stay awake so that you'll...

Punishment

by Rain_Lover on Sep 14, 2017
Fetish

You left me alone, my lover, when my body was craving for you. You left me to suffer and burn and want. Now you must be punished. Tomorrow when you wake, you will find yourself tied to your bed. Hands and feet, unable to move. I will not use rope, only silk scarves. Strong but smooth and soft. I do not want you damaged, my lover. I want you full of strength...