Sharon Osbourne started selling high end real estate in the Platinum Triangle... as its called... Beverly Hills, Holmby Hills and Bel Air... a few years ago, as a side project. She enjoys it. She also has made a lot of money off of it. Sharon does enjoy the green. It makes her wet. I was in the market for a new pad, a bigger one, so I decided to give her a...
Invasion of the Alien Breeding and Boobfucking Slimeworms: A Parody Author's note: the story takes place in the same universe as and is a parody of "Invasion of the Carnivorous Alien Worms" by Doc Dweeb. The story is written with his permission...really. * "It was a late spring day, early evening on a Friday, when people saw what they thought was a shooti...
Part Two: Cody Cock (Thanks to Jen Lit Girl for the edit.) Young Cody Hall, unaware of the events across the street, was taking a shower. He'd gotten home from his summer job at Fat Jack's Pork Palace, sweaty and grease-stained after a particularly grueling day. The manager behaved shittier than usual and the daily quota of obnoxious, entitled customers e...
So, um, I was at the University of Alberta library in downtown Edmonton, quietly doing research for my Law term paper due in three days when I actually saw something...amazing. I was taking a much needed study break after hours of writing, and since all the coffee I'd been drinking shot straight through me, a brother had to pee quite badly. When nature calls...
All characters are at less 18 years old unless the story says so. The Male has aMilf fetish fucking milfs and getting females pregnant too. The milf as a child that you are friends with, and if the milf has a man in the show, movie, book, or comic/manga she will not have him here, the man would ether be dead or they split sometime in the past. My name is (F...
Kristi and I own what we like to call a mini farm, 30 acres. We really enjoy the privacy, but yet we are close enough to have a great group of neighbors. It provides the perfect mixture of rural living, the suburbs, and close proximity to the city. With any house and especially one with a few acres, there are certain things that have to done prior to each se...
According to the most sacred tenets of the Islamic faith, anal sex is haram or forbidden. My new lady love, Maimuna Jibril, is a foxy Somali MILF and a newcomer to the City of Ottawa, Ontario. The nearly six-foot-tall, voluptuous and sinfully sexy brown lady who took my breath away is a practicing Muslim. How I, Stefano Saint-Mathieu, the Haitian seducer, sw...
Every year my boyfriend and I, along with a small group of friends, would attend the PGA tournament here at Harbor Town on Hilton Head Island. It is always a huge event and we enjoy getting out and being social. One year me and girl friend were in line to get more drinks and these three college guys from the University of South Carolina started flirting wi...
I was next door with Brenda getting things ready for her son James's 18th birthday party. The family had lived next door for five years and their son was the age of my youngest. They had become friends and both Brenda and her husband Chris had become friends of mine. Brenda was especially excited to be moving James to the bonus room over the garage. This wo...
A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...