by
RedMonkeyButt
on Sep 1, 2017
How To
As usual, any and all comments and feedback are welcome as long as it's creative.
Red Beans and Rice
This is a meal my family has at least twice a month. Not only do we love it that much, but it sure beats the shit out of pizza every day of the week and twice on Sunday. I don't generally serve it with a bunch of sides unless I'm serving a crowd, so at the...
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by
Mr_Perfect
on Aug 20, 2019
Novels and Novellas
Welcome erotic reader. This story of mine is set in a future where Men and Women have been permanently segregated. This came about as women were found to be the underlying cause for most violence and crimes committed by men. Additionally, their separation protects them from sexual assault and violence. Science has progressed to a stage that the sexual union...
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by
bbkradwell
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Mmmmnnnnh, oh, OH OH HOH!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings to you, my dear, good friend! How are you?
My reason for writing to you, this fine eve, is to ask if you like food! I don't just mean, food: the stuff we eat every day to sustain our lives. No, Lover, I'm talking about, "FOOD!"
Food should be a sensuous and sensual experience, am I right? Something that relea...
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Non-Erotic
"Are Jackie and Tom coming to the barbecue?"
"Yes, Mike; turn your head and hold still."
"Will they bring Eddie and Stevie?"
"Well, of course, they'll bring the boys. Hold very still, now. I'm going to trim your sideburns."
Whenever Jackie and Tom come to our house, it's like having a cyclone land in the driveway. They have strollers and high chairs and...
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by
Arancini_Love
on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire
Ever heard of Posole? Mexico's unheard of national dish (everyone thinks "mole' is their national dish....too much "Food Network" B.S. They are wrong. Posole is everywhere).
Baby, you have some time to burn today? Raining and windy...kinda shitty outside. You like it when I call you baby, don't you. Hand on your cheek.
This will take a bit of time, but i...
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Fetish
Coupling with Wife’s Sister in law - 3
Friends the build up is slow like foreplay but climax is explosive
I arrived home whistling a tune. It had been a good day for me and Vimi was away and I was thinking of my beer lying in the fridge. I punched in the code on the key pad to enter my house and was greeted by the aroma of food cooking. There are only four...
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by
Decayed Angel
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
It's sometimes referred to as the "Big Mac Standard" basically a way of comparing the purchasing power of currency in the cities of the world. While it sounds like some Ronald McDonald wet dream come true, it is actually used in making comparisons of purchasing power across the globe.
Each year, Swiss banking giant UBS calculated the hourly wage rate for a...
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Loving Wives
It had been a very long week. I was feeling very stressed out from all the problems at home, and from missing my lover. Henry had been gone for the last three weeks on another trip and I desperate for his return. He was scheduled to be back Friday night and I decided I needed to plan something special to welcome him home. I had this idea earlier in the week...
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by
BlueMoonSoon
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
A beautiful sexy woman can make all the difference in the world. Last November one turned my Thanksgiving from a living hell into a living paradise. If all my holidays were like that one I'd get a job at Hallmark just to express my gratitude.
It started out boring enough. I am not a big fan of turkeys, large family gatherings, football, or cranberry sauce s...
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by
pervinplainpackage
on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives
My wife and I got a nice room in a local hotel...not a cheapo motel, but a top quality boutique type. After a night of wining and dining, we return to the room, and there I set up a scenario we've played out many times before, just the two of us. She is unaware that I have changes in mind.
My wife is tied to the bed, blindfolded. I have put headphones on he...
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