Humor & Satire
CHAPTER 1
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The opening scene is a dusty, unpaved road in rural Arkansas. It is just before dusk and Tommy Joe and his Pa, Lester, are bouncing along in a rusty old pick-up truck.
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Tommy Joe: "Pa, we got to git us a woman for the farm."
Lester: "Ha, for the farm? You mean a woman for you to do!
Tommy Joe: "Well, that too, but she...
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Dvora Sosan
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pt. VIII: The Scoop
Kim Wright appeared next on Jack's short list of appointments to make. He called the private number Sam Hanson wrote on the back of her business card. Jack knew it was an old card because Sam had told him Kim was no longer an investigative reporter with the Las Vegas Review-Journal, the largest paper in Nevada.
The two agreed to meet fo...
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TamLin01
on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Horror
"'Dracula's Daughter' would require half a dozen languages to adequately express its beastliness. I consider it absolutely unfit for exhibition."
-British film censor, 1936
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They reached Borgo Pass well before sundown, but the coach driver would go no further. "I shouldn't even have taken you this far," he said.
This was a black, rocky place in the Ca...
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WeeHector
on Sep 16, 2017
Romance
The sudden, strident clang of the bell plucked Mathieu from what had been a very pleasant dream. Looking round, he found that, as usual, all the beds held one single occupant, the women having returned to their own tent before sunrise. This was for the benefit of any bible-bashing fanatics who might, by chance, pass by and witness both male and female exitin...
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JosephineKuo
on Jan 20, 2020
NonHuman
I'm an old man, although to look at me, you would think I was in my mid-twenties. My appearance doesn't get a lot of second looks, which is how I like it - showy vampires tend to attract attention, and that's not a good thing. I've got sandy brown hair and pale skin, and I'm well over 6 feet, which was tall in my time, and not unimpressive today. Other than...
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SusanJillParker
on Sep 26, 2017
Erotic Horror
Daughter of darkness, the Devil delivers Jimmy the woman he wished to have.
"What are you doing?" Joe looked from the bag of stale bread to look at Michael, Lance, and Bill before looking back to Jimmy.
"What am I doing?" Defensive after being caught, Jimmy gave his four friends an embarrassed look. "What do you think I'm doing?"
"Do you really think that...
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Colleem
on Dec 19, 2017
Fan Fiction
Deep in Transylvania was a castle which only very few people had ever seen and even less people had left it alive. The valley in which the castle was located could only be reached through a single tunnel and was far from what is now called a civilized area. The village that was situated close to this dark place avoided this place for over 1000 years. Nobody...
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Dvora Sosan
on Sep 14, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Pt. XII: The Yakuza
Jack began to stir about noon. Something under the covers made him quite alert. Kim encouraged him to rise in more ways than one with her warm and wet lips. When she finished she stuck her head out from under the covers and said coyly, as cum dripped from her chin, "Thanks for breakfast."
Over coffee Jack and Kim discussed their strateg...
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Dalamar_of_Gilean
on Sep 14, 2017
NonHuman
Dear reader, please be aware that the sex some are seeking is near the end of the story. The first part is fluff.
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Valerie was a soldier. Not a soldier in any traditional military, but a soldier of her coven. She was one of the best soldiers in the coven because of her focus. She believed in their cause passionately for a variety of reasons. The two sid...
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skitzogemini
on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Yes, the main character, and all other consequential characters, are of legal age and older.
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"Are you serious about this?" I asked Boss as I paced through his room, my footfalls heavy with my anxiety. He watched me with those dark blue eyes of his, partially hidden behind the fall of his dark blond bangs. Boss was perpetually in need of a trim, but I nev...
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