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Not Tonight

by PTBzzzz on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Lisa was a skinny blond. Her hair was almost white and very thin. Her skin was just as pale. I saw her come in out of the rain one morning; she looked like a drowned Pomeranian. She had no hips that you could speak of. As a child we used to joke about women who were a perfect 36; 12-12-12. That was our Lisa. I worked for her father. He didn't own the comp...

All She Wants For Christmas

by NymphWriter on Sep 15, 2017
Anal

"Please Mommy! Can't we go see Santa?" cried the twin girls. Victoria Kramer was wishing she was anywhere but the mall right this moment, but here she was, and of all days, she was there on Christmas Eve. She was here because her mother called her in a panic asking -- no begging -- her to pick up those special cheese nut balls that only Hickory Farms sold i...

Water Bags Ch. 05

by Orbmansuper on Jul 14, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Horse CondomEdited by Thegreat_pretender "So, how long have you two been married?" Keyhole asked as she cut her pancake stack down the middle. "Well, about five years now, hehe, right babe?" Della asked in between shoving pancakes in her mouth. "Yeah, about five years," Willy agreed, taking a bite of her pancakes. "Oh, that's nice! You all seem to get al...

2 x 4 Club

by 1946EW1 on Oct 8, 2019
Mature

©2011 1946EW Gregg Owens was smiling broadly as he reached under the table and brought out the 2 X 4. As he held the polished 3 ft. hickory slab, most of the other party goers of his firm also begin smiling, most with shit-eating grins. Eyes flitted from Maude Roukema, the sexagenarian bookkeeper, to Rodney Skelton, the 19-year old office boy. Rod was not s...

Eleven Orphan Daughters Ch. 07

by mangrove jack on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Glen decided that John was becoming an old prude. Lelani told him that her massage girls were unable to accept his request to go to his hotel room. She winked when she told that she could arrange for him to meet what she called local widows who were in need of extra money. "You should set yourself up with a place," He kissed her and slipped her some money to...

The Eighth Warden Ch. 005-006

by Ivy_Veritas on Jul 16, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Chapter 5 Twelve years earlier... Ansel sat at the heavy mahogany desk in his study, trying to figure out what to do with his sons. Among members of Larso's peerage, it was considered somewhat dangerous to have three boys, especially when one of them was not by one's wife. Some allowance was made for the semi-legitimate children of concubines, but the fact...

Hair of the Dog Ch. 02

by SEVERUSMAX on Sep 14, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The hike was long, hot, and rugged, of course, but we brought plenty of water along to refresh and rehydrate. The last thing that any of us wished was to suffer heatstroke. Still, it was good to get some exercise, to burn off some calories, and just enjoy each other's company while my dick and their holes recovered from so much wild sex so as to be ready for...

Hotel Blacked

by DampKitten on Apr 22, 2025

(Special Note: All characters are fictitious and eighteen or older. Some sex is rough) __ Right now, I'm at Emerald Isle in N.C. at my brother's beach house. We are here for the week, me and my hubby with two young children. The trip started Saturday afternoon... about a 5-hour drive to Conyers, Ga just outside Atlanta where we stayed in a Springhill Suites...

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Applehill

by Lilith760 on Mar 26, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Sacramento Between marriages was an adventurous time and busy years for this girl. It is the second period in my life for sexual experimentation and many lovers. During this time I maintained one serious relationship, conducted an intense clandestine affair, and orchestrated many casual encounters. Additionally, there was one fellow who we now call a frien...

Adventures in Oz Ch. 01

by Massageguy on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Contrary to popular belief, Dorothy Gale was an incorrigible girl. To Auntie Em, and her other relatives, she was as innocent and pure as a Kansas sunrise. But what her Aunt did not know, is that Dorothy had become so curious and mischievous in her teens, she had become a naughty girl indeed. Growing up on a farm in the middle of the Great Plains is no eas...