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The Feast

by Guru on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Introduction ============ I'm Ryan, an amateur, almost-gourmet chef. No proper training -- I'm self-taught, but I love to cook for my friends. My favorite meals are those that are unusual. It excites me to prepare a unique dish for guests. I know they've never eaten anything like this before. This is the story of a very exciting dish that I prepared for my...

He’s so plugged up

by Enemabagred on Oct 1, 2020
Fetish

His parents left for the cruise on Saturday morning early. He slept in until 10am. His 8 inch 18 year old cut penis was very hard from the near wet dream he had almost finished before he awoke. Sleeping naked since his 18th birthday in his “private” attic room, the pressure on his bladder woke him from the deepest of sleeps he had had for weeks. It was fall...

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Parasols Magazine - Cooking for Two

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Valerie Elswell, Editor In Chief of Parasols magazine was watching her favorite soap opera when an extremely annoying commercial began. She switched the channel and happened across 'The Cast Iron Stomach,' a cooking show on Channel 12, a local inde...

Black Man Marries Arab Woman Ch. 05

by Samuelx on Sep 12, 2017
Non-Erotic

Hey, there. The name is Charleston Winston. A tall young Black man living in the City of Hartford, Connecticut. I am a student at Hartford University, and I am happily married to Fathiyah Al-Fatah Winston, a beautiful young Arab woman whom I met at Carleton University in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. My lady converted to Christianity from Islam in...

Giving Until It Hurts

by moreandmore on Jan 21, 2020
Loving Wives

Please read my profile for my stance on comments. Feel free to email suggestions or to start a conversation. Private messages work too. Tom Scholz: "Well, I'm taking my time. I'm just moving on. You'll forget about me after I've been gone." + + + + Life was moving too fast. Over the last four years I'd graduated from college, found a great job, married H...

Food and Sex TV Ep. 01

by GuessImJamie on Mar 18, 2020
Humor & Satire

FOOD and SEX TV - Episode One - Caribbean Chicken "Today on Food and Sex TV we are going to make a Caribbean Chicken Jerk with Rice. Cook it in a single pot. It's quick, it's easy, and it's delicious," said Skyler into Camera One. "Jerk," said Naomi smiling into Camera Two, "like in jerk-off?" "No," the beautiful black haired, mocha colored twenty somethi...

Three Teaspoons Make a Tablespoon

by Decayed Angel on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

It started in a brightly lit kitchen, with a stand along white porcelain oven, a brand new white Frigidaire, white vinyl tile flooring, white cabinets with a ceramic tile countertop. Even the faint light from a cloudy day lit up that room, but the room always seemed bright, especially when my Grandmother was there. It's odd the things you remember, some so...

How to be a Whore in Seven Easy Steps

by vic_elor on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Are you interested in the glamorous slut lifestyle? Have you ever seen a whore and said to yourself "Damn, I'd like to be like her!" Well now you can with our brand new how to guide entitled "How to become a whore in seven easy steps" brought to you by the FakeAsHell Corporation. Step 1: To be a slut or a whore, you must first dress like one. Some of you...

Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 03

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...

Way Over the Top

by VeniVici on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Way over the Top "Oh Yes, I love it!" she gasped out loud as she slowly settled down again onto his hard thick cock, letting it glide up her in one long luscious whoosh. She looked down lovingly at her man as she straddled him on her dishevelled bed and loved that feeling of being totally stuffed to bursting point. Completely filled with a hot throbbing sh...