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Cooking with the Monkey Pt. 03

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

Author's note: Please vote and tell me what you think of my recipes. I may not reply to all the feedback, but I do enjoy reading most of it. Your comments are always welcome. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! In the last two parts of this series, I have covered an entire carne guisada meal for a crowd and I have hopefully helped you make red bean...

Caitlin's Needs Ch. 02

by AlexGunther on Jul 15, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Caitlin was waking up in her bed. She yawned as she stretched her arms over her head. She climbed out of her bed, wearing a blue onesie bodysuit. She walked over to the bathroom, where she took a deep and long shower. Wrapping a towel around her body, she walked into her bedroom and noticed a note on her table, written by her mother. "Good morning my love,"...

Escape from Buggery Ch. 16

by bradley_stoke on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The sun hadn’t yet arisen when Tracey and Buttercup were woken by Zeta, who was naked like everyone else, slightly podgy with a mass of black curly hair which flowed in ringlets to half-way down her back. She stood at the doorway with a very broad grin looking at the two girls whose only source of warmth through the night had been from each other’s closely e...

The Chicken Nugget Conspiracy

by GratefulFred on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

(c) GratefulFred Part 1 Working for the FDA wasn't the ideal job I set out to do, but it was a job like any job - it paid the bills. I was assigned to the poultry division and further categorized in the fried foods department. Seemed kind of boring considering that, off the record, we really couldn't go accuse any of those big chains of any wrongdoing and...

Sex for Money, Rent, & Food Ch. 07

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Interracial Love

Malcolm eased the big Chrysler off Larry's street and continued west until he hit the entrance ramp to the highway. Driving faster than everyone else around him, his idea of merging with traffic was to launch his car off the on ramp as if his big Chrysler was a race car reentering the track on the restart of race. When he planted his size 16 shoe on the gas...

Chrissy and Pete - A Spot of Bother

by SamScribble on Jan 27, 2020
Romance

Some of you liked the characters, Chrissy and Pete, so I thought that I had better tell you what happened next. And, if you haven't already read the first Chrissy and Pete tale, then perhaps you should start there. Pete didn't exactly leap to his feet when Chrissy instructed him to remove his trousers, but he did get to his feet pretty quickly. And then he...

Little Lost Puppy Pt. 06

by Tombescent on Aug 24, 2020
BDSM

Alex got up early, made breakfast for himself and Bubbles, got her situated in her crate, and then sped off to his office. As quickly as possible he took care of the last few things that needed to be taken care of, attended what seemed like the longest client meeting in the history of the world, verified with his boss that his vacation started Monday, and wa...

Mystical Trash Ch. 03

by dourdan on Dec 2, 2019
Interracial Love

As the days went by my mother monitored Jahil's health. When his condition began to slip she would start a course of treatment. She used needles to ease the pain, oils to help with the sickness, and sex (lots of sex.) Something about their energy exchange was changing my mother. She was able to create new spells and potions, even improving on existing recipe...

The Exposing Game

by Butchheathway on May 4, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The Exposing Game A strip poker/monopoly type board game of sorts The Players Dave... Me Wendy...My Wife Peter... Our affluent friend Claire...Peters' kinky wife Rod... Their gay friend (assumed) Jordan...Rods' assumed gay black partner It all started out innocently enough, just a friendly, flirty game with friends while we were on holiday. My wife...

Food and Sex TV Ep. 01

by GuessImJamie on Mar 18, 2020
Humor & Satire

FOOD and SEX TV - Episode One - Caribbean Chicken "Today on Food and Sex TV we are going to make a Caribbean Chicken Jerk with Rice. Cook it in a single pot. It's quick, it's easy, and it's delicious," said Skyler into Camera One. "Jerk," said Naomi smiling into Camera Two, "like in jerk-off?" "No," the beautiful black haired, mocha colored twenty somethi...