by
HughMungus1
on Dec 25, 2019
Humor & Satire
"[S]omebody help me! Do I have to suffer like this, just to buy a pound of hamburger, and a loaf of rye bread?"
― Charles Bukowski
"El Loco roller coaster; Adventuredome; the stroke of midnight!"
A phonograph perpetually skipping, his mind played the cryptic communication without end. It was imperative he escape this one room cell, and arrive at the rende...
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by
Badlands1
on Oct 5, 2020
Humor & Satire
"[S]omebody help me! Do I have to suffer like this, just to buy a pound of hamburger, and a loaf of rye bread?"
― Charles Bukowski
"El Loco roller coaster; Adventuredome; the stroke of midnight!"
A phonograph perpetually skipping, his mind played the cryptic communication without end. It was imperative he escape this one room cell, and arrive at the rende...
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by
Unbridled_Passion
on Sep 1, 2017
How To
If you have never had an elephant in your yard, you may not be aware of the damage they can do. The footprints they leave will literally ruin your garden or lawn, and if you think your dog leaves a big mess when he does his business, boy are you wrong! So, to keep your yard safe from these pesky pachyderms, follow the steps below, and I guarantee your yard w...
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by
HandcuffGirl
on Sep 14, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
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"Good Jeedai," Intendant Lah said as she stroked her crotch, causing the implanter to pulse inside her.
Jaina moaned through her gag as she caught her breath from the run. Then she felt Intendant Lah's breath on her ear....
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Novels and Novellas
Benjamin passed by the film set on his way to Mark's office. The crew was attaching leather straps to the bedposts of a king sized bed. To the side, an actor was getting a temporary tattoo on his buttocks from a makeup artist. Benjamin knocked on the door to Mark's office.
"Come in," Mark called out.
Benjamin entered the office and handed Mark his time she...
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by
misstite
on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish
It's two years from now, you've just moved in, you've been back in Ottawa for just over a year, and we've been "officially" together for about 10 months. We keep having the same silly little argument - you want to buy me an engagement ring, and I keep telling you I just want a wedding band . . .
You're standing in the kitchen on a Sat morning, the kids are...
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by
delightfulmind001
on Apr 22, 2025
Welcome.
The sign says Ye Olde Shoppe in quaint script but there is another sign. I sign that not everybody sees.
Welcome.
Yes that is my usual greeting but I have no need for the usual greeting as you are not the usual customer. I can tell straight away that you will soon become a regular. How can I tell you ask. Well, let's just call it experience. Some ma...
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by
Cross C
on Dec 24, 2015
BDSM
A magical throne is the artifact that imbues you with your power.
You have a domain which you naturally rule, one that changes to suit your personality and desires over time.
You command the obedience and loyalty of all those who reside within your domain. You may choose their role in life.
Those outside your domain will respect your right to rule it and tho...
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Non-Erotic
"Help me Cropper...I can't stop it!" Sara shrieked, raising her arms against the tornado.
Cropper froze, unsure of himself.
In a pact with the Magician, he'd led her here under the pretense of giving her the Blood Stones. Now, he was beginning to regret his decision.
Of the remaining witches, Sara was by far the most powerful and the Magician sought to...
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by
andtheend
on Sep 13, 2017
How To
Step by step instructions on how men can finally have a happy Christmas
This story is for men. If you do not have a penis, be forewarned that this story is not for you. This story is about men and for men. Men only. Unless you are a Tomboy with tits bigger than your IQ and know not only how many quarters (hint) there are in a football game but also how many...
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