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When It's Hot...STOP!

by RedHairedandFriendly on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

For those of you that have read some of my work, this short story relates to the toy used in the one titled: Getting What You Pay For I've shared this story with some of my friends, not all and never have I shared it with you, the readers. I'm going to do my best to retell this event and since Literotica boasts this as a fiction story site, then I'll tell y...

Furniture Shopping with a Hooker

by KimberlyV on Jul 14, 2020
Humor & Satire

Don't get me wrong I'm a girl who loves shopping, but furniture shopping is by no means my favorite activity. I hate those giant, furniture warehouse showrooms, full of odd-looking furniture. Worst of all they always have overly pushy commissioned salespeople hungry to sell you anything they can. Unfortunately, as a prostitute, I've found regularly replacing...

Younger Guy for an Older BBW

by onemoreguy1 on Sep 11, 2017
Mature

Understanding an automobile is low on my priority list. I'd been on my way home from a short trip and was perhaps forty-five minutes from home when my car quit. I was on the freeway and that made things worse even though I managed to coast to the shoulder before I stopped. My car was less than a year old and was still on warranty. I'd been told by the sale...

Far Pangaea 12 : Lab Rat

by SZENSEI on Sep 14, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

James Ian Pryce was a genius. Well! Is a genius. Not only did he hack nearly every Government and Military installation on Earth he recalled most of what he learned. Photographic memory helped him hide the paper trail. What nobody knew was that he had hidden the micro logic also within his youthful dog, "Xander". Xander led a normal life. Catching sticks th...

Chinese Piano Accordion-Good or Bad

by SusanJillParker on Sep 26, 2017
Non-Erotic

There are no underage characters in this story. All characters are over the age of 18-years-old. Buyer beware. Are Chinese piano accordions any good or are they all bad? The good, the bad, and the truth about Chinese accordions. Something you may or may not know about me from reading my stories but I used to play piano and my four, much older brothers all...

Being Mentored on How to Live Again

by bnaylor987 on Mar 26, 2019
Mature

How tough can life be for a blonde girl who was the top of her class academically, was twice an all state volleyball champion who also received a full ride to college, and had a loving family? It wasn't bad, it was great... Until my sophomore year of college when my parents were taken away by some drunk-assed delivery driver who worked for a major retail ch...

Renee, Again

by LenNeal on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"AAAAAHHH!" She screamed out loud at the freezing cold and the snow. It was the perfect end to a perfect day. Just perfect. "This just fucking perfect," Renee said, hissing in anger and stymied rage. Her car wouldn't start. It wasn't the battery, either; she knew enough to check that. The battery wasn't dead and jumping wouldn't help. She had no idea abo...

'Twas a Dark and Stormy Night...

by scary_mary on Sep 12, 2017
First Time

Eric was feeling down. Here he was, 23 years old, with a good job in computer repair, and a pleasant house that he was renting, but life had gone wrong. Amy, his longtime girlfriend who had been living with him had left. She said it was because her employer had transferred her to an office in a distant city. Eric suspected that she had requested, or at least...

SusanJillParker's How to List #01

by SusanJillParker on Sep 1, 2017
How To

My how to list of advice for the everyday things in life: How to buy a car? SusanJillParker's How to advice #1: How to buy a car? Whether buying a car, a van, or a truck, most people think they know how to buy a motor vehicle, especially men. As impulsive as women are when buying shoes and clothes, men are impulsive when plunking down lots of money for a c...

Santa Klutz

by orblover on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I stood at the windows in the family room looking at the snow falling. Slowly, it erased the tracks of the kids as they had played themselves out that day. Only the lights from the Christmas tree and the full moon reflecting in the yard lit the room. I took another sip of the last of my 16 year old, port wood finished Balvanie. I sighed in remembrance of...