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Spreadsheet Formulas

by tkoberon on Dec 25, 2019
Erotic Couplings

"That formula has circular references, sweetheart!" my boss told me as I titillated her clitoris with the head of my cock. Oh, so she's more of a vaginal than a clitoral, I thought to myself and changed tack. Is that normal with Indian women, I wondered. I drew out and she seemed to panic. "Vhere are you going?" as she shoved me back in with her hands on m...

John Henry, Technology, The Chinese and Jobs

by Occamspiledriver on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

There are many statements made, particularly in the current political climate, that are often accepted as true. One of the most oft repeated is that"we [as a country] don't make things anymore." Another is that we have lost all our manufacturing jobs to outsourcing. As to the first claim that "we don't make anything anymore" that is, to put it politely, a l...

Granny Mistress

by DixitDomina on Nov 12, 2019
Fetish

The trip back home was full of promises for the Lady Olena. What else could bring mad fun into the life of a lonely old woman living alone than a human-dog that would keep her company and yet excel in several other tasks a canine dog could not? She didn't remove the collar off Mike's neck as they departed Mary's house, she only gave him her scarf so he coul...

Memoirs of a Mad Scientist

by Zigurat on Apr 29, 2025

It had started as soon as Watson and Crick discovered the first accurate model of DNA in 1953. The idea of genetically engineering new and different creatures had filled… certain members of the human condition with wonderful and strange ideas. It was simple. We wanted to play God. Of course, we could only do so much on our own. Funding scientists through...

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Anonymously Yours

by Cathartik on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I stand nervously before the door, hand raised to knock, quivering against the last minute doubts and insecurities that run one more lap through my mind. Is this right? What am I doing? Is this me? I take a breath and calm myself, and smooth over all doubts with the undeniable thought about this being the one life we get to live, so I may as well live it....

Crinolines and Leather Ch. 02

by OliviaAyre on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The soles of Edward's shoes clicked across the bare wooden floorboards as he surveyed his newly acquired property, unable to keep the smile from tearing at his face. He did not see the large empty space, recently gutted by a fire; did not see the cold walls where evidence of smoke damage clung like a jilted lover. Instead, his vision rose before him, transfo...

Goddess' Royal Garden

by Shadow Shark on Jun 30, 2020
Fantasy

AN: All characters are 18 years or older. Damn, this took a bit of thinking on what exactly I wanted this story to be for while. Originally it was titled "Your Princesses" and was going to be a 2nd Person POV story. Also the character you become would be named Morgan Godfrey who other possible writers for the story could set up as a male/female hum...

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Anthology

by WFEATHER on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writing Month, is an interesting concept: write at least 50,000 words in thirty days or less, specifically during the month of November. With an average of 1,666.667 words per day required to remain on track to meet this goal, it truly is a test of quantity over quality. One of my resolutions for 2008 was to "win" NaNoWriMo, despi...

Geeks Never Get Any: Julianne

by HungryGuy on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Foreword: This is a work of fiction. None of the people in this story are real. None of these events ever happened. This story is nothing more than words that came from my imagination. Any similarity to any real people, places, or events is purely coincidental. Operators of erotic story web sites, whether free or fee-based, have my permission to post my st...

He Saw His Future in Her Eyes

by Dinsmore on Sep 12, 2017
Romance

Once again this is not a stroke piece but a different sort of love story that deals with fate, design and a master plan. Marti Dodson, the lead singer for the pop/rock group "Saving Jane" ---and they do know how to rock --- has penned (or co-written) a hauntingly authentic series of songs that deal with teenage female angst. The group's first hit, "Girl Nex...