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Doctor of Desire Ch. 05

by LargoKitt on Sep 19, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Chapter 5: A Recipe for Sex Gertrude Morgenstern didn't like to go home. The Crestview Memorial Library, with its antique oak tables and tiffany chandeliers was more home to her than the three room flat she rented out in Walpole. Yes, Dandy, her tuxedo cat was there, but as cats went he was about as indifferent as he could get. Oh, he liked to be stroked an...

Pokemon Sun & Moon

by Ragnockae136 on Apr 13, 2017
Fan Fiction

You woke up to the Slow Licks of your Mothers Glameow. ''Alright that's enough Glam Glam I'm Awake. Is mom up yet?'' ''Glameow Glam.'' She says as she nods her head before licking her paw. ''Is Larvitar Okay?'' Glameow goes silent. ''Bad dreams again huh?'' Still silent. ''As much as I should have breakfast I'm worried about Larvitar, Glameow go ans tell mom...

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Not An Inch For The Queen

by Hobbes Goblynn on Aug 29, 2017
Humor & Satire

The last time I measured my penis a few years ago. I was still growing. I was a teenager. It was 6 inches. I figured by the age of 21 I could squeeze another 1/4 inch, possibly 1/2... 6 1/2. But that was a stretch. Without girlfriend, without job, without life, I jerked-off all the time, mainly at night to pass the time. I slept during the day. At 2 in the...

Liza Transformed Ch. 01

by LaKemy on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

This is part one an autobiographical series. I used literary license to expound on some of the details and I changed some of the names. But the basic premise is true. Liza reflects on her life and her conversion from innocent to slut, and the comments she makes to herself are denoted in italics. Her husband's intuitive skills awaken her cravings for sex—or...

Surprise Visit

by 2Xwidderwoman on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

"Hi Brian, what are you wearing right how?" The voice on the telephone was low and rough as if she wasn't quite awake. "Not much." He answered her, but couldn't figure out who she was. The voice sounded faintly familiar, but he was not sure he knew who it belonged to. Brian wasn't doing much. In fact, he was standing in the bedroom, wearing only a towel aro...

Breakfast with Julie

by sweetgirlie on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

“Baby, it’s time to wake up” you hear my soft voice, pulling you out of a restful sleep. Slowly you open your eyes and see me standing over you. “Good morning, Tim. Did you sleep well?” “Yes, I did, Wendy, thank you,” you reply softly. “Good. Go get cleaned up and come to the kitchen, Julie and I have prepared breakfast for you. Oh and don’t come dressed,...

Kitchen

by dv8tmind on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I am in the kitchen, preparing, she walks in almost naked, with a see-thru, baby doll, light blue nightie. Her nipples start to stand up from the slight chill and the nightie rubbing against them. I am slicing up vegetables and fruit for dinner. Trying to act like I didn't see, her, but my cock knows differently. Just so happens I am wearing those cute boxer...

Cooking with the Monkey

by RedMonkeyButt on Sep 1, 2017
How To

I've never really been one to make a huge pot of stew and have it sitting in my fridge for a week. If I'm going to cook a lot of food for a large party of guests, though, I do like to go all out. For the purpose of this little How-To, I'm going to walk you through the makings of an entire Tex-Mex meal. Note that I said Tex-Mex, not Mexican. I do not live in...

Cunt

by KingsWoman on Sep 14, 2017
Text With Audio

Cunt Copyright © 2014 Charlie the Wanking Wanker and Kingswoman Written by Charlie the Wanking Wanker, voiced by Kingswoman. A number of fans wrote to me to say how much they enjoy hearing a lady say 'cunt'. Inspired by this, and by my Bus Ride story, Charlie the Wanking Wanker has written this beautiful prose poem on the theme. Imitation is the sincere...

The Village Sluts Ch. 27-29

by sgary3434 on Jul 13, 2020
Fetish

Author's Note: The Village Sluts is a story focused around two women who continue to grow their bond and fall in love as they experiment with their shared fetishes. This story, therefore, contains strong scat and pee play. This includes smearing, tasting, eating, soiling, etc. If you do not share these fetishes, please stop reading. If you do continue to re...