by
TheEarl
on Sep 11, 2017
How To
And lo, The Earl went forth unto the Literotica Forums for 40 days and 40 nights. He returned bearing horrific tales of hate-filled voting, anonymous feedback, oompa-loompas and a hand puppet named Mr Flibble...
And with him, he brought back 10 commandments on how to survive in the seedy underworld of amateur fiction...
This mad ramble was inspired by a th...
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by
R. Richard
on Sep 1, 2017
How To
To/Into/Too/Two
To/Too/Two are homophones, that is one of two or more words pronounced alike but different in meaning or derivation or spelling or a character or group of characters pronounced the same as another character or group
To may be used as a preposition, a word or phrase placed typically before a substantive and indicating the relation of that su...
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by
estragon
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
Won a slave auction to benefit a charity at Mephisto's? OK, but what about a charitable contribution deduction on your income tax? Francine Traline tried it, the IRS denied it, and Francine and her attorney Franklin Moore took them to Tax Court. Here's the decision (I wish; this is a JOKE, son).
PURSUANT TO INTERNAL REVENUE CODE SECTION 7463(b), THIS OPINIO...
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by
warnos
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This story will feature 3 doctors, Tom, Danny, Clara and a new person who gets swept up with the adventure. The three doctors will be the 10th (David Tennant), 11th (Matt Smith) and 12th (Peter Capaldi) the creatures will be the Daleks, Cybermen, the boneless and Soltarans. The 10th doctors story will be before the end of time when he regenerates, while he i...
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by
emma579
on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Lucas knew he was at the wrong apartment the moment she opened the door. He was standing in the breezeway, responding to a disturbance call, and he couldn't tell where the noise was coming from. He thought the call had come in about apartment 2B, but looking at the sleepy, disheveled young woman in front of him, he figured that was wrong.
"Look, I'm sorry t...
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by
DaddyHeart
on Sep 13, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
"Honey. Have you seen the remote?" Amber asked. "I can't find it."
"The remote is in dock two." Honey, the house's artificial intelligence responded. "Domestic Unit Number One malfunctioned again I regret to say. I have ordered a maintenance review for today."
Amber looked as the dock for her ipod communicator. Sure enough there was the remote. "Honey. Tel...
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by
..Desired..
on Sep 16, 2017
Romance
Ondrea groaned and stretched her cramped limbs. What should have been a three hour trip turned into five and a half hour one; construction over a long stretch of highway left only one lane available causing huge traffic blocks. Spending that much time in a car was never time well spent in her book but they were finally at Donna Maria's Lodge.
Maria and Robe...
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by
Jizzrar
on Sep 26, 2017
Science Fiction
Introduction 1: The Contestant Intro
Greetings, lucky winner of the regulated lottery of subscribed viewers. You are being contacted because you were selected via our heavily regulated lottery of contestants. In case you have forgotten the terms and conditions of the lottery, allow me, your personal contact and guide employed by Omni-Central Studios, to remi...
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by
PanzerFeck
on Sep 14, 2017
How To
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FOREWORD
I have never felt that a single guide or "how to" manual has given me what I need, so please do NOT count on me alone. There is much to be learned that I won't offer here.
In Part 2 of STYLE & MENTALITY I want to show you how I create characters. I don't go by a strict guide. I just have habits that work best for me and they may work for you....
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by
DracumSum
on Mar 31, 2020
Humor & Satire
Jordan practically hooted as he booted up his new VR setup. He'd spent all day trying to get it just right. Adjusting the sensors, moving furniture, sweating profusely after he'd spilled some thermal compound on the motherboard, but it was finally worth it. Well, would be worth it after he started the game.
He pulled on the goggles, grabbed the tactile grip...
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