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Lockdown with the Sisters Enderby

by SamScribble on Jul 6, 2020
Mature

Sharlene, the Aussie barmaid, had just completed the 'first pour' of Oscar's Guinness, and both she and Oscar were waiting for the 'surge' to subside, when she blurted out that the pub may have to close. 'Close? Why? Good pub, this,' Oscar said. 'Bit quite tonight. But it'll be roaring again tomorrow. Every pub has a quiet night now and then.' 'No. It's th...

Guinness and Bushmills

by TromeoQue on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Note: The actresses in this are basically themselves if they weren't actresses. In the heart of Dublin, a young Irish woman named Saoirse tended an almost empty bar. Saoirse recently inherited this pub from a dead relative she never even met. The place wasn't doing so great when she got it, and now, with just her working there, it was failing. Her only...

The Break Up

by geek1975 on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It had been a rough month. Diane and I had broken up and I wasn't taking it well. Most nights were spent at the local pub having a drink or 5. If I didn't have the kids, that is where I was at. Most of my friends gave me my space. I'd get invited for out a night. Most of the time, I would make an excuse to not go. The one time I actually went, they tried to...

Vegas

by sonneteer1 on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Chapter one The trip to Vegas so far was uneventful, just a long hot drive through the desert. I just pulled into the gas station to fill up on fuel for the last leg of my journey. You see, I'm off to celebrate the new me. Having just gone through a divorce and all, I feel the need to escape. What better way than to return to my birth place, Las Vegas, a li...

Mrs. Hart's Ache Ch. 03 Int. 8

by orencool on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is the eleventh installment of Mrs. Hart's Ache Chapter III, Interlude VIII, Lillian ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author's note: see the Index of Terms for the definition of any word with which you are not familiar. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a simple tale of retribution, wherein the young hero teaches the mother of his newest g...

Irish Hospitality

by PrettyPerkys on May 21, 2019
Erotic Couplings

The rain was coming down in torrents, as only it could do in Northern Ireland. Dugan wondered again why he picked March for his first backpacking trip to the land he had dreamed about all his life. The weather this time of year, he had quickly discovered, was between the wet season and the miserably wet season. But here he was, trudging into a tiny village o...

Subliminal Obsessions Ch. 06

by Sissyhalo on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

*Before... I kiss his cheek. "Yeah because the guy's pretty awesome attached to that cock so it makes like all the difference." I use the mirror to clean up my face and do my make-up and there's nothing like putting on lipstick after you sucked a big thick cock and your lips are all sensitive and puffy from all that friction...it gives me good sexy shivers...

Lisa's Trap

by fierycougar on Dec 9, 2019
NonHuman

The candles flicker weakly, flames digesting the last of the wick as I watch. My hopes and enthusiasm for the evening wanes, just as the candlelight does. Just as it had for several months now. With a heavy sigh, I look at my phone and read Charles' last text for at least the twentieth time and find myself wondering if he really is pulling an all-nighter at...

Hell, Yeah Ch. 03

by firstkiss on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was Super Bowl Sunday and although the game didn't start for two more hours, the bar was already starting to fill up. Shaun, my manager, and Mac, the owner, had worked hard to make Super Bowl a big annual bash and Mac's the most popular place in town to watch the game. It was undoubtedly the busiest day of the year for us; even New Year's Eve couldn't com...

Hotel Shower

by sammy 2006 on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I sat in the chair, the hotel room is plush, with so many fine things, the antique furniture, the four poster bed, It was as though she were a child in a playground, there was a playful mood, she moved around the room discovering what there was in it, the mirror - she checked her lipstick finishing with a mwwwwwah looking directly at me in the reflection, a...